--- title: "10 Things Quotes By J. B. Smoove" description: "10 Things quotes by J. B. Smoove. Plus more from J. B. Smoove and more Things sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8bb/j-b-smoove-3940_believe_i-love-to-pitch-things-that-i-believe-in_3002538.jpg" --- > [I love to pitch things that I believe in and products that I love to use.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/i-love-to-pitch-things-that-i-believe-in-and-products-that-i-love-to/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8bb/j-b-smoove-3940_believe_i-love-to-pitch-things-that-i-believe-in_3002538.jpg) > [You got to start by doing little things if your quest is to take over the world.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/you-got-to-start-by-doing-little-things-if-your-quest-is-to-take-over/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b8e/j-b-smoove-3940_adventure_you-got-to-start-by-doing-little-things_1207767.jpg) > [For me, standup will always be some part of my life, and other things will move around and find their place.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/for-me-standup-will-always-be-some-part-of-my-life-and-other-things/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8c0/j-b-smoove-3940_always_for-me-standup-will-always-be-some-part_1655979.jpg) > [I try to dress smooth, I try to keep my face shaved, I try to keep my head cut. I try to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/i-try-to-dress-smooth-i-try-to-keep-my-face-shaved-i-try-to-keep-my/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/563/j-b-smoove-3940_cut_i-try-to-dress-smooth-i-try-to-keep-my-f_1584680.jpg) > [People love things about Hollywood. People love to see the inside of what's going on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/people-love-things-about-hollywood-people-love-to-see-the-inside-of/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d06/j-b-smoove-3940_about_people-love-things-about-hollywood-peopl_2966365.jpg) > [I may even show up behind the camera. I love to put things together; I love to give direction. I have a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/i-may-even-show-up-behind-the-camera-i-love-to-put-things-together-i/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c4f/j-b-smoove-3940_behind_i-may-even-show-up-behind-the-camera-i-l_906298.jpg) > [I would only take a role that I know I'm comfortable in and I can do. I've turned down plenty of things…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/i-would-only-take-a-role-that-i-know-i-m-comfortable-in-and-i-can-do/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ba7/j-b-smoove-3940_because_i-would-only-take-a-role-that-i-know-i-m_2401712.jpg) > [I wouldn't want to be someone's roommate, that's for sure. You can't do certain things: you can't leave the bathroom door open...…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/i-wouldn-t-want-to-be-someone-s-roommate-that-s-for-sure-you-can-t-do/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c45/j-b-smoove-3940_bathroom_i-wouldn-t-want-to-be-someone-s-roommate_1483788.jpg) > [Believe it or not, I write on stage. I can't write anywhere else; I have to be in a moment. I also…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/believe-it-or-not-i-write-on-stage-i-can-t-write-anywhere-else-i-have/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7d5/j-b-smoove-3940_along_believe-it-or-not-i-write-on-stage-i-can_1023553.jpg) > [When you speak directly at things and don't say you're going to try to do something or that you hope to do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/when-you-speak-directly-at-things-and-don-t-say-you-re-going-to-try/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3cc/j-b-smoove-3940_about_when-you-speak-directly-at-things-and-do_2883476.jpg) ## Other authors on Things ## More by J. B. Smoove > [You know what I like? I like classic stuff. I like 'The Andy Griffith Show' - the variety of characters was so amazing to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/you-know-what-i-like-i-like-classic-stuff-i-like-the-andy-griffith/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) > [You have to fail, man, but you cannot allow failure to stop you from doing what you must do. Failing is just as good…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/you-have-to-fail-man-but-you-cannot-allow-failure-to-stop-you-from/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) > [If a director brings a guy to their movie who does improv, they've got to let him do what he does - otherwise it's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/if-a-director-brings-a-guy-to-their-movie-who-does-improv-they-ve-got/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) > [A lot of comedians are selfish.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/a-lot-of-comedians-are-selfish/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) > [Improv relies just as much on listening as it does you delivering dialogue. That's the hard for some people. Some people just concentrate on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/improv-relies-just-as-much-on-listening-as-it-does-you-delivering/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) > [My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing. I power wash everything: my wife, the mailman with the f-cking mail, power…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/my-life-is-gardening-cleaning-around-the-house-and-power-washing-i/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) > [I believe, even when I'm doing my standup or my acting or whatever I'm doing, I believe in painting pictures.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/i-believe-even-when-i-m-doing-my-standup-or-my-acting-or-whatever-i-m/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) > [I should be European, man. I'm long and lean. I'd look good in a trench coat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/i-should-be-european-man-i-m-long-and-lean-i-d-look-good-in-a-trench/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) > [Man, you can come see me six or seven times in a row and you'll never see the same show twice, because I don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/man-you-can-come-see-me-six-or-seven-times-in-a-row-and-you-ll-never/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) > [I've done everything. Selling door-to-door fire extinguishers... In bars, I used to repair those machines that have 10 different buttons on them to spray…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/i-ve-done-everything-selling-door-to-door-fire-extinguishers-in-bars/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) > [I'm nice with damn kids, man. Kids love me. I can bounce back and forth. I can discipline kids and I can get into…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/i-m-nice-with-damn-kids-man-kids-love-me-i-can-bounce-back-and-forth/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) > [You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/you-want-your-lady-to-be-a-contortionist-what-man-wouldn-t-want-a/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) > [It's great when a director like Cameron Crowe can take what you do and fit it into what he's doing. If someone's a fan…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/it-s-great-when-a-director-like-cameron-crowe-can-take-what-you-do/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) > [I live in New York right now but I'm originally from my daddy's nuts. We all are. Think about, we the lucky ones -…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/i-live-in-new-york-right-now-but-i-m-originally-from-my-daddy-s-nuts/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) > [I think what I do in my acting world and what I do in my standup world is bring up a brand that I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/i-think-what-i-do-in-my-acting-world-and-what-i-do-in-my-standup/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/things/j-b-smoove/#itemlist", "name": "10 Things Quotes By J. B. Smoove", "numberOfItems": 10, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I love to pitch things that I believe in and products that I love to use.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "J. B. 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