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> [These are the kinds of things a guy thinks about when he visits his own grave.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kami-garcia/these-are-the-kinds-of-things-a-guy-thinks-about-when-he-visits-his/)

[Kami Garcia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kami-garcia/)

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> [I tend to overthink things. I'm not the guy who screams 'This is a world smash!' when I finish a song.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruno-mars/i-tend-to-overthink-things-i-m-not-the-guy-who-screams-this-is-a/)

[Bruno Mars](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruno-mars/)

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> [The three things a guy should want to change about his girl is her last name, address and her viewpoint on men.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kid-cudi/the-three-things-a-guy-should-want-to-change-about-his-girl-is-her/)

[Kid Cudi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kid-cudi/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/501/kid-cudi-608_addresses_the-three-things-a-guy-should-want-to-ch_371324.jpg)

> [What you wear is obviously one of the first things that a guy is likely to judge you on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mazher/what-you-wear-is-obviously-one-of-the-first-things-that-a-guy-is/)

[Mazher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mazher/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2e2/mazher-3280_cute-love_what-you-wear-is-obviously-one-of-the-fi_3093484.jpg)

> [Kofi - I can't say enough positive things about that guy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hornswoggle/kofi-i-can-t-say-enough-positive-things-about-that-guy/)

[Hornswoggle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hornswoggle/)

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> [I fear nothing. I fly around and do things a guy 6-2 and 240 would not do. That gives me an edge.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rohan-marley/i-fear-nothing-i-fly-around-and-do-things-a-guy-6-2-and-240-would-not/)

[Rohan Marley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rohan-marley/)

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> [The Three things a guy want to change about a girl is her last name,address,and her viewpoint on men.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arashi/the-three-things-a-guy-want-to-change-about-a-girl-is-her-last-name/)

[Arashi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arashi/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/28a/arashi-16564_love_the-three-things-a-guy-want-to-change-ab_2988405.jpg)

> [Fans, and people in general, look to people to take certain things on, and I'm a guy you can take at face…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darren-till/fans-and-people-in-general-look-to-people-to-take-certain-things-on/)

[Darren Till](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darren-till/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/82b/darren-till-15660_face_fans-and-people-in-general-look-to-peopl_83093.jpg)

> [The only three things a guy should want to change about a girl are her last name, her address, and her point…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-only-three-things-a-guy-should-want-to-change-about-a-girl-are/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a27/anonymous-1_point-of-view_the-only-three-things-a-guy-should-want_1336731.jpg)

> [The only 3 things a guy should wanna change about his girl is her last name, her address and her viewpoint on men.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/big-sean/the-only-3-things-a-guy-should-wanna-change-about-his-girl-is-her/)

[Big Sean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/big-sean/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/56f/big-sean-504_quote_the-only-3-things-a-guy-should-wanna-cha_1949190.jpg)

> [I mean, that was - that was some articles in Breitbart. It wasn't Steve Bannon. The guy I know is a guy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/reince-priebus/i-mean-that-was-that-was-some-articles-in-breitbart-it-wasn-t-steve/)

[Reince Priebus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/reince-priebus/)

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