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> [“Never trust a man if he don’t at least drink beer. A man that only drinks things ending in ’tini’ ain’t really a man. He might as well be announcing the size of his pecker as he is ordering a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gina-l-maxwell/never-trust-a-man-if-he-don-t-at-least-drink-beer-a-man-that-only/)

[Gina L. Maxwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gina-l-maxwell/)

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## More by Gina L. Maxwell

> [“Never date a man who can’t out-drink you in tequila.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gina-l-maxwell/never-date-a-man-who-can-t-out-drink-you-in-tequila/)

[Gina L. Maxwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gina-l-maxwell/)

> [“Holy shit, you're so big." He wasn't a conceited ass when it came to his dick, but it wasn't the first time he'd heard…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gina-l-maxwell/holy-shit-you-re-so-big-he-wasn-t-a-conceited-ass-when-it-came-to-his/)

[Gina L. Maxwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gina-l-maxwell/)

> [“Yeah, Vanessa. I also call her Red, Viper, Princess, and behind her back, Woman-who’s-driving-me-fucking-insane.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gina-l-maxwell/yeah-vanessa-i-also-call-her-red-viper-princess-and-behind-her-back/)

[Gina L. Maxwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gina-l-maxwell/)

> [“Oh, he was definitely doable. Did Hawaiians have the saying “Save a surfboard, ride a surfer”?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gina-l-maxwell/oh-he-was-definitely-doable-did-hawaiians-have-the-saying-save-a/)

[Gina L. Maxwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gina-l-maxwell/)

> [“Each new relationship was ‘different’ and he ‘really meant it this time.’ But he was like a kid eating a bag of M&M’s for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gina-l-maxwell/each-new-relationship-was-different-and-he-really-meant-it-this-time/)

[Gina L. Maxwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gina-l-maxwell/)

> [“She reacted to life rather than participated, or even instigated. When spoken to, she responded. When given something, she accepted. But when the world…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gina-l-maxwell/she-reacted-to-life-rather-than-participated-or-even-instigated-when/)

[Gina L. Maxwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gina-l-maxwell/)

> [“Oh God, Reid," she panted. "What are we doing? This is crazy." "No," he argued, biting her earlobe and making her gasp from the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gina-l-maxwell/oh-god-reid-she-panted-what-are-we-doing-this-is-crazy-no-he-argued/)

[Gina L. Maxwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gina-l-maxwell/)

> [“Roman,” I say, slapping the table in front of him. “You gonna look up from that thing and weigh in on this conversation, or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gina-l-maxwell/roman-i-say-slapping-the-table-in-front-of-him-you-gonna-look-up-from/)

[Gina L. Maxwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gina-l-maxwell/)

> [“A wicked grin hitches up the corner of my mouth as a plan starts to formulate. “I mean, what if we send over someone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gina-l-maxwell/a-wicked-grin-hitches-up-the-corner-of-my-mouth-as-a-plan-starts-to/)

[Gina L. Maxwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gina-l-maxwell/)

> [“A more accurate slogan would be, “What happens in Vegas ends up on the internet, dumbass.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gina-l-maxwell/a-more-accurate-slogan-would-be-what-happens-in-vegas-ends-up-on-the/)

[Gina L. Maxwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gina-l-maxwell/)

> [“Enjoy your last few hours of being in control, V. Because after that…you’re mine.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gina-l-maxwell/enjoy-your-last-few-hours-of-being-in-control-v-because-after-that/)

[Gina L. Maxwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gina-l-maxwell/)

> [“Since when?” she challenged. “Since when has my heart been with you?” She nodded. He stepped closer and framed her face in his large…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gina-l-maxwell/since-when-she-challenged-since-when-has-my-heart-been-with-you-she/)

[Gina L. Maxwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gina-l-maxwell/)

> [“What’s this I hear about orgasms in bathrooms?” I throw my hands up in the air, but Addison is quick to reply. “Oh, that?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gina-l-maxwell/what-s-this-i-hear-about-orgasms-in-bathrooms-i-throw-my-hands-up-in/)

[Gina L. Maxwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gina-l-maxwell/)

> [“Wonder if good ole NOLA knows its precious Mardi Gras puked all over the Vegas Strip.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gina-l-maxwell/wonder-if-good-ole-nola-knows-its-precious-mardi-gras-puked-all-over/)

[Gina L. Maxwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gina-l-maxwell/)

> [“Placing one last kiss over her heart, he lifted his head to find her staring at him with The Look—the one that told a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gina-l-maxwell/placing-one-last-kiss-over-her-heart-he-lifted-his-head-to-find-her/)

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