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title: "1 Thing Pretend Quotes By Cynthia Lewis"
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> [One thing you can't pretend to be is funny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cynthia-lewis/one-thing-you-can-t-pretend-to-be-is-funny/)

[Cynthia Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cynthia-lewis/)

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## More by Cynthia Lewis

> [If you want to zoom down the expert slope tomorrow, you have to fall down the bunny slope today.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cynthia-lewis/if-you-want-to-zoom-down-the-expert-slope-tomorrow-you-have-to-fall/)

[Cynthia Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cynthia-lewis/)

> [Ten minutes is short if it's a recess and long if it's a punishment.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cynthia-lewis/ten-minutes-is-short-if-it-s-a-recess-and-long-if-it-s-a-punishment/)

[Cynthia Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cynthia-lewis/)

> [If the horse you're drawing looks more like a dog, make it a dog.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cynthia-lewis/if-the-horse-you-re-drawing-looks-more-like-a-dog-make-it-a-dog/)

[Cynthia Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cynthia-lewis/)

> [Even babies like to grab for things just beyond their reach.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cynthia-lewis/even-babies-like-to-grab-for-things-just-beyond-their-reach/)

[Cynthia Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cynthia-lewis/)

> [You can either keep peddling, get off the bike or fall over.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cynthia-lewis/you-can-either-keep-peddling-get-off-the-bike-or-fall-over/)

[Cynthia Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cynthia-lewis/)

> [Don't expect a stranger to wipe your nose.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cynthia-lewis/don-t-expect-a-stranger-to-wipe-your-nose/)

[Cynthia Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cynthia-lewis/)

> [The path you're on looks different when you turn around.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cynthia-lewis/the-path-you-re-on-looks-different-when-you-turn-around/)

[Cynthia Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cynthia-lewis/)

> [You don't get to decide your part in the school play, but you do get to decide whether or not you play it well.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cynthia-lewis/you-don-t-get-to-decide-your-part-in-the-school-play-but-you-do-get/)

[Cynthia Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cynthia-lewis/)

> [The teacher can always tell when you did your homework on the bus.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cynthia-lewis/the-teacher-can-always-tell-when-you-did-your-homework-on-the-bus/)

[Cynthia Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cynthia-lewis/)

> [A tiny hole can empty a great big bucket.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cynthia-lewis/a-tiny-hole-can-empty-a-great-big-bucket/)

[Cynthia Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cynthia-lewis/)

> [Don't say "The last one there is a rotten egg": unless you're absolutely sure there's a slow kid behind you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cynthia-lewis/don-t-say-the-last-one-there-is-a-rotten-egg-unless-you-re-absolutely/)

[Cynthia Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cynthia-lewis/)

> [Look at the footprints you've made.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cynthia-lewis/look-at-the-footprints-you-ve-made/)

[Cynthia Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cynthia-lewis/)

> [Hitting the kid with the ball might get you the ball, but it won't get you anyone to throw it to.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cynthia-lewis/hitting-the-kid-with-the-ball-might-get-you-the-ball-but-it-won-t-get/)

[Cynthia Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cynthia-lewis/)

> [Believing in the Tooth Fairy is easier than trying to figure out how else the money gets under your pillow.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cynthia-lewis/believing-in-the-tooth-fairy-is-easier-than-trying-to-figure-out-how/)

[Cynthia Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cynthia-lewis/)

> [If you keep missing, get closer to the basket.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cynthia-lewis/if-you-keep-missing-get-closer-to-the-basket/)

[Cynthia Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cynthia-lewis/)

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