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> [There is no Thanksgiving back in the old country where I come from. You know why? Because being thankful is a sin.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/there-is-no-thanksgiving-back-in-the-old-country-where-i-come-from/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/05a/craig-ferguson-664_being-thankful_there-is-no-thanksgiving-back-in-the-old_130303.png)

> [I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/i-celebrated-thanksgiving-in-an-old-fashioned-way-i-invited-everyone/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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