---
title: "3 Text Wife Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 3 Text Wife quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Text Wife sayings and thoughts."
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> [Let me ask you a question. How long is too long to text someone back? My wife still thinks I died in 9/11.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frankie-boyle/let-me-ask-you-a-question-how-long-is-too-long-to-text-someone-back/)

[Frankie Boyle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frankie-boyle/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e91/frankie-boyle-2425_asks_let-me-ask-you-a-question-how-long-is-to_552671.png)

> [When you coming home Thats a text from my wife. I told her, run a bubble bath and float in that mother\*\*\*er…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kanye-west/when-you-coming-home-thats-a-text-from-my-wife-i-told-her-run-a/)

[Kanye West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kanye-west/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6fd/kanye-west-242_bubble-bath_when-you-coming-home-thats-a-text-from-m_897377.jpg)

> [Misspelled words can ruin your life. One man sent this text to his wife...'I'm having a great time, wish you were her.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/misspelled-words-can-ruin-your-life-one-man-sent-this-text-to-his/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a40/anonymous-1_grammar_misspelled-words-can-ruin-your-life-one_2616173.jpg)

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