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> [“He didn’t know who she was, but she was too crazy to be holding anything in a test tube.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-d-perry/he-didn-t-know-who-she-was-but-she-was-too-crazy-to-be-holding/)

[S.D. Perry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-d-perry/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/780/s-d-perry-55205_crazy_he-didn-t-know-who-she-was-but-she-was-t_430069.jpg)

> [Our parents were a test tube and a turkey baster.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/our-parents-were-a-test-tube-and-a-turkey-baster/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a16/james-patterson-171_parent_our-parents-were-a-test-tube-and-a-turke_750879.png)

> [One of my theme songs is that if you can't do it in a test tube, don't do it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-fleischmann/one-of-my-theme-songs-is-that-if-you-can-t-do-it-in-a-test-tube-don-t/)

[Martin Fleischmann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martin-fleischmann/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d1/martin-fleischmann-26035_just-because_one-of-my-theme-songs-is-that-if-you-can_604352.png)

> [The Behaviorist cannot find consciousness in the test-tube of his science.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-b-watson/the-behaviorist-cannot-find-consciousness-in-the-test-tube-of-his/)

[John B. Watson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-b-watson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e6b/john-b-watson-44465_consciousness_the-behaviorist-cannot-find-consciousnes_42725.png)

> [“Out of sight, out of mind. My philosophy of life in a test tube.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-anne-peters/out-of-sight-out-of-mind-my-philosophy-of-life-in-a-test-tube/)

[Julie Anne Peters](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-anne-peters/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eca/julie-anne-peters-2961_life_out-of-sight-out-of-mind-my-philosophy-o_329277.png)

> [CHEMISTRY BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE IS NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN CREATE WITH A TEST TUBE AND BUNSEN BURNER](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leonard-paul-rose/chemistry-between-two-people-is-not-something-you-can-create-with-a/)

[LEONARD PAUL ROSE](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leonard-paul-rose/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/004/leonard-paul-rose-3184_life_chemistry-between-two-people-is-not-some_1204596.jpg)

> [I don't come up with ideas in a test tube; I come up with ideas by breaking test tubes. That's how I've…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/virgil-abloh/i-don-t-come-up-with-ideas-in-a-test-tube-i-come-up-with-ideas-by/)

[Virgil Abloh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/virgil-abloh/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/911/virgil-abloh-5858_always_i-don-t-come-up-with-ideas-in-a-test-tub_362456.jpg)

> [Dr. Martinez: "I take it you don't want me to call your parent?" Max: "Uh, no." Hello, lab? May I speak to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/dr-martinez-i-take-it-you-don-t-want-me-to-call-your-parent-max-uh-no/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/92b/james-patterson-171_drs_dr-martinez-i-take-it-you-don-t-want-me_2621914.png)

> [In the test tube, I can make any DNA I want, recombining it from monkeys, worms, anywhere. So I can explore new…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frances-arnold/in-the-test-tube-i-can-make-any-dna-i-want-recombining-it-from/)

[Frances Arnold](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frances-arnold/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/719/frances-arnold-5774_dna_in-the-test-tube-i-can-make-any-dna-i-wa_2020767.jpg)

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