--- title: "8 Terrible Husband Quotes by 8 authors" description: "Browse 8 Terrible Husband quotes by 8 authors. Discover the best Terrible Husband sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e10/carroll-shelby-19505_husband_i-m-a-terrible-husband-120514_120514.jpg" --- > [I'm a terrible husband.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carroll-shelby/i-m-a-terrible-husband/) [Carroll Shelby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carroll-shelby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e10/carroll-shelby-19505_husband_i-m-a-terrible-husband-120514_120514.jpg) > [I'm used to living alone, and I like it that way. You become so selfish living alone...I'd make a terrible husband anyway.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-lynde/i-m-used-to-living-alone-and-i-like-it-that-way-you-become-so-selfish/) [Paul Lynde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-lynde/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5f6/paul-lynde-14391_husband_i-m-used-to-living-alone-and-i-like-it-t_684304.jpg) > [I'm actually just a terrible husband and a terrific exec producer. We just actually stay together for our careers. We look to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-jones/i-m-actually-just-a-terrible-husband-and-a-terrific-exec-producer-we/) [Jason Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7a3/jason-jones-18629_look_i-m-actually-just-a-terrible-husband-and_998117.jpg) > [My father is a great grandfather. He's a wonderful grandfather, but he's a terrible husband.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pamela-anderson/my-father-is-a-great-grandfather-he-s-a-wonderful-grandfather-but-he/) [Pamela Anderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pamela-anderson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c2e/pamela-anderson-2234_father_my-father-is-a-great-grandfather-he-s-a_1111980.jpg) > [I was an absolute maniac, a terrible husband and father.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-valvano/i-was-an-absolute-maniac-a-terrible-husband-and-father/) [Jim Valvano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-valvano/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce1/jim-valvano-11717_absolute_i-was-an-absolute-maniac-a-terrible-husb_1663478.png) > [I was probably a terrible husband, but I pride myself on being a good dad.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dwyane-wade/i-was-probably-a-terrible-husband-but-i-pride-myself-on-being-a-good/) [Dwyane Wade](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dwyane-wade/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3e5/dwyane-wade-2407_dad_i-was-probably-a-terrible-husband-but-i_1892668.jpg) > [“The window rattles without you, you bastard. The trees are the cause, rattling in the wind, you jerk, the wind scraping those…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-handler/the-window-rattles-without-you-you-bastard-the-trees-are-the-cause/) [Daniel Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-handler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dc7/daniel-handler-1043_bastard_the-window-rattles-without-you-you-basta_2358830.jpg) > [I think I was a terrible husband, I think I'm a terrible boyfriend.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fred-armisen/i-think-i-was-a-terrible-husband-i-think-i-m-a-terrible-boyfriend/) [Fred Armisen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fred-armisen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/799/fred-armisen-2330_boyfriend_i-think-i-was-a-terrible-husband-i-think_2887753.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/terrible-husband/#itemlist", "name": "Terrible Husband Quotes", "numberOfItems": 8, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm a terrible husband.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Carroll Shelby" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carroll-shelby/i-m-a-terrible-husband/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e10/carroll-shelby-19505_husband_i-m-a-terrible-husband-120514_120514.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e10/carroll-shelby-19505_husband_i-m-a-terrible-husband-120514_120514.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e10/carroll-shelby-19505_husband_i-m-a-terrible-husband-120514_120514.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I'm a terrible husband.” — Carroll Shelby", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm used to living alone, and I like it that way. 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The trees are the cause, rattling in the wind, you jerk, the wind scraping those leaves and twigs against my window. They'll keep doing this, you terrible husband, and slowly wear away our entire apartment building. I know all these facts about you and there is no longer any use for them. What will I do with your license plate number, and where you hid the key outside so we'd never get locked out of this shaky building? What good does it do me, your pants size and the blue cheese preference for dressing? Who opens the door in the morning now, and takes the newspaper out of the plastic bag when it rains? I'll never get back all the hours I was nice to your parents. I nudge my cherry tomatoes to the side of the plate, bastard, but no one is waiting there with a fork to eat them. 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