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title: "10 Terrible Dancer Quotes by 10 authors"
description: "Browse 10 Terrible Dancer quotes by 10 authors. Discover the best Terrible Dancer sayings and thoughts."
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> [I'm a terrible dancer. The worst.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sheena-easton/i-m-a-terrible-dancer-the-worst/)

[Sheena Easton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sheena-easton/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0cd/sheena-easton-19390_dance_i-m-a-terrible-dancer-the-worst-1637410_1637410.png)

> [I'm a terrible dancer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rupert-friend/i-m-a-terrible-dancer/)

[Rupert Friend](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rupert-friend/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9b6/rupert-friend-6453_dance_i-m-a-terrible-dancer-1181251_1181251.png)

> [I got no business going to a club. I'm a terrible dancer. I got a bad back.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ad-rock/i-got-no-business-going-to-a-club-i-m-a-terrible-dancer-i-got-a-bad/)

[Ad-Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ad-rock/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c1d/ad-rock-4970_back_i-got-no-business-going-to-a-club-i-m-a_2843118.png)

> [I'm a terrible dancer! Oh, I'm an awful dancer!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-orr/i-m-a-terrible-dancer-oh-i-m-an-awful-dancer/)

[Bobby Orr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-orr/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c1c/bobby-orr-15657_awful_i-m-a-terrible-dancer-oh-i-m-an-awful-da_858575.jpg)

> [I'm a terrible dancer! I dance like a guy who is trying to dance.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/enrique-iglesias/i-m-a-terrible-dancer-i-dance-like-a-guy-who-is-trying-to-dance/)

[Enrique Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/enrique-iglesias/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/73e/enrique-iglesias-4997_dance_i-m-a-terrible-dancer-i-dance-like-a-guy_359287.png)

> [I was a terrible dancer. I dance like an Englishman.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-cleese/i-was-a-terrible-dancer-i-dance-like-an-englishman/)

[John Cleese](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-cleese/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9bf/john-cleese-1768_dance_i-was-a-terrible-dancer-i-dance-like-an_796401.jpg)

> [I'm a terrible dancer. Terrible. Just the pits. And I had to do these cheerleading things and it was just cringe-worthy. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/selma-blair/i-m-a-terrible-dancer-terrible-just-the-pits-and-i-had-to-do-these/)

[Selma Blair](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/selma-blair/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/37a/selma-blair-9799_cheerleading_i-m-a-terrible-dancer-terrible-just-the_2728840.png)

> [I was so nervous about dancing because I've always thought of myself as a terrible dancer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phoebe-dynevor/i-was-so-nervous-about-dancing-because-i-ve-always-thought-of-myself/)

[Phoebe Dynevor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phoebe-dynevor/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9cf/phoebe-dynevor-7248_about_i-was-so-nervous-about-dancing-because-i_516302.jpg)

> [I think by now everyone knows I am a terrible dancer, but I am an equally terrible singer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andi-dorfman/i-think-by-now-everyone-knows-i-am-a-terrible-dancer-but-i-am-an/)

[Andi Dorfman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andi-dorfman/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c7/andi-dorfman-5975_dance_i-think-by-now-everyone-knows-i-am-a-ter_2263608.jpg)

> [“I was a terrible dancer. I couldn't carry a tune. I had no sense of balance, and when we had to walk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sylvia-plath/i-was-a-terrible-dancer-i-couldn-t-carry-a-tune-i-had-no-sense-of/)

[Sylvia Plath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sylvia-plath/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eca/sylvia-plath-149_first-time_i-was-a-terrible-dancer-i-couldn-t-carry_2361749.jpg)

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