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> [Theses officers were good friends, so it must have been a terrible argument, because the one who played chess with my father was so angry that he walked over to the dentist's house and got the dentist out of bed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruno-schulz/theses-officers-were-good-friends-so-it-must-have-been-a-terrible/)

[Bruno Schulz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruno-schulz/)

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