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title: "2 Tells Fat Quotes by 2 authors"
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> [If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clement-freud/if-anyone-tells-me-i-m-fat-i-say-that-s-because-every-time-i-make/)

[Clement Freud](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clement-freud/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c85/clement-freud-28859_biscuit_if-anyone-tells-me-i-m-fat-i-say-that-s_563137.png)

> [When someone anonymous tells me I'm fat, that's not a person to me. If they're not going to acknowledge me as a person, I'm certainly not going to acknowledge them as a person.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lena-dunham/when-someone-anonymous-tells-me-i-m-fat-that-s-not-a-person-to-me-if/)

[Lena Dunham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lena-dunham/)

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