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title: "5 Tell Coffee Quotes by 5 authors"
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> [“Please tell me there is coffee." Aunt B grimaced. "They're already crazy. If I let them have coffee, they'd be bouncing off…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/please-tell-me-there-is-coffee-aunt-b-grimaced-they-re-already-crazy/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a38/ilona-andrews-150_coffee_please-tell-me-there-is-coffee-aunt-b-gr_982279.jpg)

> [Another head - and a black alpaca jacket and a serviette this time - to tell us coffee is ready. Not before…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/d-h-lawrence/another-head-and-a-black-alpaca-jacket-and-a-serviette-this-time-to/)

[D. H. Lawrence](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/d-h-lawrence/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cef/d-h-lawrence-426_black_another-head-and-a-black-alpaca-jacket-a_1423408.png)

> [I'm here to tell you the coffee was hot, the orange juice was cold, New York's still there and Reagan National is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-gilmore/i-m-here-to-tell-you-the-coffee-was-hot-the-orange-juice-was-cold-new/)

[Jim Gilmore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-gilmore/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cd3/jim-gilmore-47096_back_i-m-here-to-tell-you-the-coffee-was-hot_1492171.jpg)

> [Oh it's fantastic because I get to whip people like David into shape and tell them to go get me coffee. Kidding…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/debra-messing/oh-it-s-fantastic-because-i-get-to-whip-people-like-david-into-shape/)

[Debra Messing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/debra-messing/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab2/debra-messing-8824_coffee_oh-it-s-fantastic-because-i-get-to-whip_1748500.jpg)

> [I'm obsessed - I couldn't even tell you how much coffee I drink in a day.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kasie-hunt/i-m-obsessed-i-couldn-t-even-tell-you-how-much-coffee-i-drink-in-a-day/)

[Kasie Hunt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kasie-hunt/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/178/kasie-hunt-28383_coffee_i-m-obsessed-i-couldn-t-even-tell-you-ho_2027730.jpg)

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