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title: "6 Teetotaller Quotes by 6 authors"
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> [I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-bernard-shaw/i-m-only-a-beer-teetotaller-not-a-champagne-teetotaller/)

[George Bernard Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-bernard-shaw/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c01/george-bernard-shaw-68_alcohol_i-m-only-a-beer-teetotaller-not-a-champa_51462.png)

> [A teetotaller is one who suffers from thirst instead of enjoying it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-dewar-1st-baron-dewar/a-teetotaller-is-one-who-suffers-from-thirst-instead-of-enjoying-it/)

[Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-dewar-1st-baron-dewar/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d35/thomas-dewar-1st-baron-dewar-2_enjoy_a-teetotaller-is-one-who-suffers-from-th_365095.png)

> [While I am a teetotaller in real life, I would hate to pass any judgments on what actresses should do or not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tamannaah/while-i-am-a-teetotaller-in-real-life-i-would-hate-to-pass-any/)

[Tamannaah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tamannaah/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/abe/tamannaah-6373_hate_while-i-am-a-teetotaller-in-real-life-i_2078137.jpg)

> [I take care of my skin, and I'm a teetotaller.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/asha-bhosle/i-take-care-of-my-skin-and-i-m-a-teetotaller/)

[Asha Bhosle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/asha-bhosle/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/409/asha-bhosle-6551_care_i-take-care-of-my-skin-and-i-m-a-teetota_2108481.jpg)

> [The husband was a teetotaller, there was no other woman, and the conduct complained of was that he had drifted into the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-conan-doyle/the-husband-was-a-teetotaller-there-was-no-other-woman-and-the/)

[Arthur Conan Doyle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-conan-doyle/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bd8/arthur-conan-doyle-273_habit_the-husband-was-a-teetotaller-there-was_2161710.jpg)

> [Moderation is essential in all things, madam, but never in my life have I failed to beat a teetotaller.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harry-vardon/moderation-is-essential-in-all-things-madam-but-never-in-my-life-have/)

[Harry Vardon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harry-vardon/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/672/harry-vardon-28764_all-things_moderation-is-essential-in-all-things-ma_2376043.png)

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