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> [There should be asylums for habitual teetotalers, but they would probably relapse into teetotalism as soon as they got out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samuel-butler/there-should-be-asylums-for-habitual-teetotalers-but-they-would/)

[Samuel Butler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samuel-butler/)

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> [“I know wot it is,’ said Mrs. Kemp, shaking her head; ‘the fact is, you ain’t used ter drinkin’, an’ of course it’s upset yer. Now me, why I’m as fresh as a disy. Tike my word, there ain’t no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-somerset-maugham/i-know-wot-it-is-said-mrs-kemp-shaking-her-head-the-fact-is-you-ain-t/)

[William Somerset Maugham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-somerset-maugham/)

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