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> [“The Tausennigan Ob'enn warlords look like cuddly teddy-bears?" "Yes, they do, and they'd cheerfully exterminate your entire race for making that observation!" "I guess that explains their rich military history, then.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-tayler/the-tausennigan-ob-enn-warlords-look-like-cuddly-teddy-bears-yes-they/)

[Howard Tayler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-tayler/)

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## More by Howard Tayler

> [Only cheaters prosper.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-tayler/only-cheaters-prosper/)

[Howard Tayler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-tayler/)

> [“Maxim 34: If you're leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-tayler/maxim-34-if-you-re-leaving-scorch-marks-you-need-a-bigger-gun-the/)

[Howard Tayler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-tayler/)

> [When the messenger arrives and says 'Don't shoot the messenger,' it's a good idea to be prepared to shoot the messenger, just in case.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-tayler/when-the-messenger-arrives-and-says-don-t-shoot-the-messenger-it-s-a/)

[Howard Tayler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-tayler/)

> [“New orders: Make sure everybody who doesn't want to live here is aboard in five minutes. We are leaving. -Captain Kevyn Andreyasn”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-tayler/new-orders-make-sure-everybody-who-doesn-t-want-to-live-here-is/)

[Howard Tayler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-tayler/)

> [“Maxim 36: When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-tayler/maxim-36-when-the-going-gets-tough-the-tough-call-for-close-air/)

[Howard Tayler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-tayler/)

> [“Maxim 30: A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-tayler/maxim-30-a-little-trust-goes-a-long-way-the-less-you-use-the-further/)

[Howard Tayler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-tayler/)

> [“Maxim 24: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a big gun. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-tayler/maxim-24-any-sufficiently-advanced-technology-is-indistinguishable/)

[Howard Tayler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-tayler/)

> [“Maxim 27: Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-tayler/maxim-27-don-t-be-afraid-to-be-the-first-to-resort-to-violence-the/)

[Howard Tayler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-tayler/)

> [“Maxim 37: There is no "overkill." There is only "open fire" and "reload." -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-tayler/maxim-37-there-is-no-overkill-there-is-only-open-fire-and-reload-the/)

[Howard Tayler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-tayler/)

> [“Two minutes worth of signal analysis told me all I needed to know. This station "talks" to the dark matter universe about what goes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-tayler/two-minutes-worth-of-signal-analysis-told-me-all-i-needed-to-know/)

[Howard Tayler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-tayler/)

> [“We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. Cross it? I'm making plans to destroy the bridge from orbit. -Colonel Ceeta & Captain Tagon”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-tayler/we-ll-cross-that-bridge-when-we-come-to-it-cross-it-i-m-making-plans/)

[Howard Tayler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-tayler/)

> [The spirit of the law is the least of the things we're prepared to violate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-tayler/the-spirit-of-the-law-is-the-least-of-the-things-we-re-prepared-to/)

[Howard Tayler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-tayler/)

> [“Welcome to your new bodies, gentlemen. If you'd like, I can help you start your own 'dysmorphia is all in your head' support group.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-tayler/welcome-to-your-new-bodies-gentlemen-if-you-d-like-i-can-help-you/)

[Howard Tayler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-tayler/)

> [Maxim 3: An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-tayler/maxim-3-an-ordnance-technician-at-a-dead-run-outranks-everybody-the/)

[Howard Tayler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-tayler/)

> [“You know... confessing to avoid prosecution is a time-honored strategy. I don't want to be honored with time. Honor me with "slap-on-the-wrist," or maybe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-tayler/you-know-confessing-to-avoid-prosecution-is-a-time-honored-strategy-i/)

[Howard Tayler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-tayler/)

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