--- title: "2 Teased Quotes By R.L. Mathewson" description: "2 Teased quotes by R.L. Mathewson. Plus more from R.L. Mathewson and more Teased sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8e8/r-l-mathewson-3630_humour-quote_connor-push-me-and-you-might-just-find-y_263010.jpg" --- > [“Connor; "Push me and you might just find yourself locked in the trunk of a car and on a ferry headed off to Nova Scotia. . .Again" he said Softly loving the way she practically shook with rage against him.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/connor-push-me-and-you-might-just-find-yourself-locked-in-the-trunk/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8e8/r-l-mathewson-3630_humour-quote_connor-push-me-and-you-might-just-find-y_263010.jpg) > [“That better not be what I think it is," Joe mumbled in the dark. It was. "It's not. Jeez, woman, someone's paranoid. It's my pocket light," he said, wincing. Ah, he was only human after all. It wasn't the first…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/that-better-not-be-what-i-think-it-is-joe-mumbled-in-the-dark-it-was/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4f7/r-l-mathewson-3630_eric_that-better-not-be-what-i-think-it-is-jo_2420126.jpg) ## More by R.L. Mathewson > [“I love you, Derek!” Jason tried to drag Haley back to her seat, but she fought him tooth and nail. “I love you, Derek!”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/i-love-you-derek-jason-tried-to-drag-haley-back-to-her-seat-but-she/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“Will you be able to keep your hands off me?" "I'm pretty sure I can manage that," she said, wondering if the man truly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/will-you-be-able-to-keep-your-hands-off-me-i-m-pretty-sure-i-can/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“Zoe, I-- Oh, God!" he shouted, clutching his chest and stumbling back. "What?" she asked, looking around anxiously as she clutched a large brown…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/zoe-i-oh-god-he-shouted-clutching-his-chest-and-stumbling-back-what/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“How dare you question my taste, woman?" he demanded. "If I say you're beautiful then you're beautiful so get the hell over it!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/how-dare-you-question-my-taste-woman-he-demanded-if-i-say-you-re/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“He's cutting off circulation to my balls! If you want great grandchildren, woman, do something!" Joshua sputtered”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/he-s-cutting-off-circulation-to-my-balls-if-you-want-great/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“I think,” she said, glaring at him with murderous intent, “that if you or that damn battering ram you have the nerve to call…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/i-think-she-said-glaring-at-him-with-murderous-intent-that-if-you-or/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“Wait, you don’t have a license. You can’t drive.” He turned the car on and threw it into drive. “Hmmm, look at that, it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/wait-you-don-t-have-a-license-you-can-t-drive-he-turned-the-car-on/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“As he was gasping for air he realized something. He was in deep shit. Haley was his life now. His woman. His heart. He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/as-he-was-gasping-for-air-he-realized-something-he-was-in-deep-shit/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“Your boobs or your ass, Kasey. Make a choice.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/your-boobs-or-your-ass-kasey-make-a-choice/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“If she wasn’t his best friend… There really was no point in finishing that thought. She was and it was his job as the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/if-she-wasn-t-his-best-friend-there-really-was-no-point-in-finishing/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“...she was probably having a few murderous thoughts of her own about any woman that touched him. Good, they were making progress.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/she-was-probably-having-a-few-murderous-thoughts-of-her-own-about-any/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“She was also sure that having experienced the act first hand would probably benefit her writing. If anything she should have sex for her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/she-was-also-sure-that-having-experienced-the-act-first-hand-would/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“Apparently she was beyond words so she pushed the card into his hands. He looked down. Blinked. Blinked again before stumbling back into a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/apparently-she-was-beyond-words-so-she-pushed-the-card-into-his-hands/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“Connor; "Push me and you might just find yourself locked in the trunk of a car and on a ferry headed off to Nova…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/connor-push-me-and-you-might-just-find-yourself-locked-in-the-trunk/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“Soon he was picturing little girls with mischievous green eyes and pigtails asking him to play tea. Of course he'd bring real food to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/soon-he-was-picturing-little-girls-with-mischievous-green-eyes-and/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/teased/r-l-mathewson/#itemlist", "name": "2 Teased Quotes By R.L. Mathewson", "numberOfItems": 2, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Connor; \"Push me and you might just find yourself locked in the trunk of a car and on a ferry headed off to Nova Scotia. . .Again\" he said Softly loving the way she practically shook with rage against him. \"I knew that was you, you bastard\" She snarled, looking torn between going for his nipples again or just out right killing him. \"You deserved it\", he felt obligated to remind her. 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