--- title: "1 Teacher Says Quotes By Charles M. Schulz" description: "1 Teacher Says quotes by Charles M. Schulz. Plus more from Charles M. Schulz and more Teacher Says sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1d8/charles-m-schulz-951_charlie-brown_linus-what-s-wrong-charlie-brown-charlie_922176.png" --- > [“Linus: What's wrong, Charlie Brown? Charlie Brown: I just got terrible news. The teacher says we're going on a field trip to an art museum; and I have to get an A on my report or I'll fail the whole…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-m-schulz/linus-what-s-wrong-charlie-brown-charlie-brown-i-just-got-terrible/) [Charles M. Schulz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-m-schulz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1d8/charles-m-schulz-951_charlie-brown_linus-what-s-wrong-charlie-brown-charlie_922176.png) ## More by Charles M. Schulz > [Never, ever, ever give up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-m-schulz/never-ever-ever-give-up/) [Charles M. Schulz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-m-schulz/) > [Charlie Brown: "Life is just too much for me... I've been confused right from the day I was born... I think the whole trouble…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-m-schulz/charlie-brown-life-is-just-too-much-for-me-i-ve-been-confused-right/) [Charles M. Schulz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-m-schulz/) > [There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-m-schulz/there-s-a-difference-between-a-philosophy-and-a-bumper-sticker/) [Charles M. Schulz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-m-schulz/) > [Nobody likes me!" "I wish I could like you, Charlie Brown, but I can't... If I were to like you, it would be admitting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-m-schulz/nobody-likes-me-i-wish-i-could-like-you-charlie-brown-but-i-can-t-if/) [Charles M. Schulz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-m-schulz/) > [Life is full of choices, but you never get any!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-m-schulz/life-is-full-of-choices-but-you-never-get-any/) [Charles M. Schulz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-m-schulz/) > [Today is my grandfather's birthday." "How old is he?" "Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-m-schulz/today-is-my-grandfather-s-birthday-how-old-is-he-sixty-three-it-s/) [Charles M. Schulz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-m-schulz/) > [If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm not, so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-m-schulz/if-i-were-a-better-artist-i-d-be-a-painter-and-if-i-were-a-better/) [Charles M. Schulz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-m-schulz/) > [No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-m-schulz/no-one-would-have-been-invited-to-dinner-so-often-as-jesus-was-unless/) [Charles M. Schulz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-m-schulz/) > [You can't write a term paper before breakfast.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-m-schulz/you-can-t-write-a-term-paper-before-breakfast/) [Charles M. Schulz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-m-schulz/) > [I think I'll go over and introduce myself to that little red-haired girl. I think I'll introduce myself, and then ask her to come…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-m-schulz/i-think-i-ll-go-over-and-introduce-myself-to-that-little-red-haired/) [Charles M. Schulz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-m-schulz/) > [The world is filled with unmarried marriage counselors.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-m-schulz/the-world-is-filled-with-unmarried-marriage-counselors/) [Charles M. Schulz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-m-schulz/) > [I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-m-schulz/i-wonder-if-there-s-such-a-thing-as-a-spiritual-dentist-i-think-my/) [Charles M. Schulz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-m-schulz/) > [Going to our school is an education in itself which is not to be confused with actually getting an education.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-m-schulz/going-to-our-school-is-an-education-in-itself-which-is-not-to-be/) [Charles M. Schulz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-m-schulz/) > [“Sometimes I lie awake ay night, and I wonder, "is life like golf or is it more like baseball?" Then a voice comes to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-m-schulz/sometimes-i-lie-awake-ay-night-and-i-wonder-is-life-like-golf-or-is/) [Charles M. Schulz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-m-schulz/) > [Schroeder, do you think I'm beautiful?" "I think you're the most beautiful girl the world has ever known..." "You hate me, don't you?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-m-schulz/schroeder-do-you-think-i-m-beautiful-i-think-you-re-the-most/) [Charles M. Schulz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-m-schulz/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/teacher-says/charles-m-schulz/#itemlist", "name": "1 Teacher Says Quotes By Charles M. Schulz", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Linus: What's wrong, Charlie Brown? Charlie Brown: I just got terrible news. The teacher says we're going on a field trip to an art museum; and I have to get an A on my report or I'll fail the whole course. Why do we have to have all this pressure about grades, Linus? 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