--- title: "1 Teacher Asked Quotes By Bruce Lansky" description: "1 Teacher Asked quotes by Bruce Lansky. Plus more from Bruce Lansky and more Teacher Asked sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b58/bruce-lansky-25555_humour_my-teacher-sees-right-through-me-i-didn_2679666.jpg" --- > [“My Teacher Sees Right Through Me I didn’t do my homework. My teacher asked me, “Why?” I answered him, “It’s much too hard.” He said, “You didn’t try.” I told him, “My dog ate it.” He said, “You have no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-lansky/my-teacher-sees-right-through-me-i-didn-t-do-my-homework-my-teacher/) [Bruce Lansky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-lansky/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b58/bruce-lansky-25555_humour_my-teacher-sees-right-through-me-i-didn_2679666.jpg) ## More by Bruce Lansky > [You always nag the one you love](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-lansky/you-always-nag-the-one-you-love/) [Bruce Lansky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-lansky/) > [“Parenting: Nobody really wants the job, but everybody thinks they can do better.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-lansky/parenting-nobody-really-wants-the-job-but-everybody-thinks-they-can/) [Bruce Lansky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-lansky/) > [I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-lansky/i-don-t-think-i-ll-live-long-enough-to-shoot-my-age-i-m-lucky-to/) [Bruce Lansky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-lansky/) > [In Minnesota it's so cold some nights you have to wear two condoms.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-lansky/in-minnesota-it-s-so-cold-some-nights-you-have-to-wear-two-condoms/) [Bruce Lansky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-lansky/) > [I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-lansky/i-ll-always-remember-the-day-i-broke-ninety-i-had-a-few-beers-in-the/) [Bruce Lansky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-lansky/) > [Some golfers fantasize about playing in a foursome with Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and Sam Snead. The way I hit I'd rather play in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-lansky/some-golfers-fantasize-about-playing-in-a-foursome-with-arnold-palmer/) [Bruce Lansky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-lansky/) > [“Too Busy I've folded all my laundry and put it in the drawer. I've changed my linen, made my bed, and swept my bedroom…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-lansky/too-busy-i-ve-folded-all-my-laundry-and-put-it-in-the-drawer-i-ve/) [Bruce Lansky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-lansky/) > [“Do not oversleep and miss the school bus- you'll be late. That's a habit teachers generally don't appreciate. Never tell your friends at school…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-lansky/do-not-oversleep-and-miss-the-school-bus-you-ll-be-late-that-s-a/) [Bruce Lansky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-lansky/) > [The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-lansky/the-only-thing-in-my-bag-that-works-is-the-bug-spray/) [Bruce Lansky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-lansky/) > [We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-lansky/we-learn-so-many-things-from-golf-how-to-suffer-for-instance/) [Bruce Lansky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-lansky/) > [Golf has more rules than any other game because golf has more cheaters than any other game](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-lansky/golf-has-more-rules-than-any-other-game-because-golf-has-more/) [Bruce Lansky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-lansky/) > [When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-lansky/when-your-first-baby-drops-her-pacifier-you-sterilize-it-when-your/) [Bruce Lansky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-lansky/) > [Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-lansky/someone-once-told-me-that-there-is-more-to-life-than-golf-i-think-it/) [Bruce Lansky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-lansky/) > [On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-lansky/on-a-recent-survey-80-percent-of-golfers-admitted-cheating-the-other/) [Bruce Lansky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-lansky/) > [My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-lansky/my-ex-wife-has-never-broken-150-i-wish-she-would-stop-telling-people/) [Bruce Lansky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-lansky/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/teacher-asked/bruce-lansky/#itemlist", "name": "1 Teacher Asked Quotes By Bruce Lansky", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“My Teacher Sees Right Through Me I didn’t do my homework. 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