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title: "7 Taxes Like Quotes by 7 authors"
description: "Browse 7 Taxes Like quotes by 7 authors. Discover the best Taxes Like sayings and thoughts."
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> [“Taxidermy and taxes go together like peanut butter and sodomy. Can somebody get me two slices of bread?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/taxidermy-and-taxes-go-together-like-peanut-butter-and-sodomy-can/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/310/jarod-kintz-2_peanut-butter_taxidermy-and-taxes-go-together-like-pea_229007.jpg)

> [Taxes are like abortion, and not just because both are grotesque procedures supported by Democrats. You're for them or against them. Taxes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ann-coulter/taxes-are-like-abortion-and-not-just-because-both-are-grotesque/)

[Ann Coulter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ann-coulter/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d12/ann-coulter-469_abortion_taxes-are-like-abortion-and-not-just-bec_246599.jpg)

> [ “\[A\] Harvard University study \[showed\] that, on average, about 22 percent of what you pay for any consumer item or service represents… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neal-boortz/a-harvard-university-study-showed-that-on-average-about-22-percent-of/)

[Neal Boortz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neal-boortz/)

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> [I don't like paying taxes, but I like sleeping at night.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leonardo-del-vecchio/i-don-t-like-paying-taxes-but-i-like-sleeping-at-night/)

[Leonardo Del Vecchio](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leonardo-del-vecchio/)

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> [The wages of sin are death, but after they take the taxes out, it's more like a tired feeling, really.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paula-poundstone/the-wages-of-sin-are-death-but-after-they-take-the-taxes-out-it-s/)

[Paula Poundstone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paula-poundstone/)

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> [I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-stiles/i-love-b-c-but-you-know-what-taxes-are-like-in-canada/)

[Ryan Stiles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ryan-stiles/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5cb/ryan-stiles-18528_canada_i-love-b-c-but-you-know-what-taxes-are-l_2442252.jpg)

> [In theory, taxes should be like shopping. What I buy is government services. What I pay are my taxes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/in-theory-taxes-should-be-like-shopping-what-i-buy-is-government/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

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