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> [Sorry you've reached an age where getting a tan is more life-threatening than awesome.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/sorry-you-ve-reached-an-age-where-getting-a-tan-is-more-life/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb4/anonymous-1_tanning_sorry-you-ve-reached-an-age-where-gettin_126256.jpg)

> [I learned how to dance. I got a free spray tan. My life is good!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carson-kressley/i-learned-how-to-dance-i-got-a-free-spray-tan-my-life-is-good/)

[Carson Kressley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carson-kressley/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/254/carson-kressley-21456_dance_i-learned-how-to-dance-i-got-a-free-spra_877845.png)

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