--- title: "1 Tall Blond Quotes By Jonathan L. Howard" description: "1 Tall Blond quotes by Jonathan L. Howard. Plus more from Jonathan L. Howard and more Tall Blond sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/215/jonathan-l-howard-11863_life_now-let-us-consider-the-life-of-johannes_2601861.jpg" --- > [“Now, let us consider the life of Johannes Cabal, if briefly. He is closing on his thirtieth year and is ageing better than most, although this is a product of a lifestyle where sunlight is shunned rather than the assiduous…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-l-howard/now-let-us-consider-the-life-of-johannes-cabal-if-briefly-he-is/) [Jonathan L. Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-l-howard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/215/jonathan-l-howard-11863_life_now-let-us-consider-the-life-of-johannes_2601861.jpg) ## More by Jonathan L. Howard > [“The only more immediate alternative that I can think of is a Tantric ritual involving necrophiliac sodomy and, frankly, I don’t think my back…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-l-howard/the-only-more-immediate-alternative-that-i-can-think-of-is-a-tantric/) [Jonathan L. Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-l-howard/) > [“You know what? Forget the warning. Read the book. Go insane. See if I care.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-l-howard/you-know-what-forget-the-warning-read-the-book-go-insane-see-if-i-care/) [Jonathan L. Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-l-howard/) > [“I had wanted some cheese, but couldn't find any at short notice. It was a shame. Cheese goes so well with tragedy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-l-howard/i-had-wanted-some-cheese-but-couldn-t-find-any-at-short-notice-it-was/) [Jonathan L. Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-l-howard/) > [“All this bunch of so-called 'adults' was doing was making enemies of one another when what they really needed to be concentrating on was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-l-howard/all-this-bunch-of-so-called-adults-was-doing-was-making-enemies-of/) [Jonathan L. Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-l-howard/) > [“Cats, as any rational person knows, are solitary, opportunistic, ambush predators, much like spiders, but with fewer legs and a better fan club.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-l-howard/cats-as-any-rational-person-knows-are-solitary-opportunistic-ambush/) [Jonathan L. Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-l-howard/) > [“The sergeant was just noting that she was a very handsome woman, from somewhere in the eastern Mediterranean he would guess, when his eyes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-l-howard/the-sergeant-was-just-noting-that-she-was-a-very-handsome-woman-from/) [Jonathan L. Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-l-howard/) > [“They served to remind Cabal - should a reminder ever be necessary - why his social skills were so poor: people were loathsome and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-l-howard/they-served-to-remind-cabal-should-a-reminder-ever-be-necessary-why/) [Jonathan L. Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-l-howard/) > [“Horst grinned. ‘Well, look at us. The necromancer and the vampire against the forces of elemental evil. The Brothers Cabal ride again!’ ‘Yeehaw,’ said…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-l-howard/horst-grinned-well-look-at-us-the-necromancer-and-the-vampire-against/) [Jonathan L. Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-l-howard/) > [“Well, if I ever suffer brain damage I know there's always a career waiting for me in local politics.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-l-howard/well-if-i-ever-suffer-brain-damage-i-know-there-s-always-a-career/) [Jonathan L. Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-l-howard/) > [“He smiled with all the warmth of a dollhouse oven.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-l-howard/he-smiled-with-all-the-warmth-of-a-dollhouse-oven/) [Jonathan L. Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-l-howard/) > [“A census taker once tried to test me. I let my front garden eat him.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-l-howard/a-census-taker-once-tried-to-test-me-i-let-my-front-garden-eat-him/) [Jonathan L. Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-l-howard/) > [“Zombies are so passe”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-l-howard/zombies-are-so-passe/) [Jonathan L. Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-l-howard/) > [“According to his upbringing, there were certain subjects that it was ill-mannered to raise in conversation with a new acquaintance. With the likes of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-l-howard/according-to-his-upbringing-there-were-certain-subjects-that-it-was/) [Jonathan L. Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-l-howard/) > [“Johannes Cabal disliked many things, despised fewer, loathed fewer still, and reserved true hatred for only a handful. Understanding how intense his personal definition…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-l-howard/johannes-cabal-disliked-many-things-despised-fewer-loathed-fewer/) [Jonathan L. Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-l-howard/) > [“For the first time, he truly understood what Nietzsche had meant when he had yammered about looking into abysses. Not only had the abyss…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-l-howard/for-the-first-time-he-truly-understood-what-nietzsche-had-meant-when/) [Jonathan L. Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-l-howard/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/tall-blond/jonathan-l-howard/#itemlist", "name": "1 Tall Blond Quotes By Jonathan L. Howard", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Now, let us consider the life of Johannes Cabal, if briefly. He is closing on his thirtieth year and is ageing better than most, although this is a product of a lifestyle where sunlight is shunned rather than the assiduous use of moisturiser. 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