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title: "3 Talks Schizophrenic Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 3 Talks Schizophrenic quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Talks Schizophrenic sayings and thoughts."
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> [When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-wagner/when-we-talk-to-god-we-re-praying-when-god-talks-to-us-we-re/)

[Jane Wagner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-wagner/)

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> [If the dead talk to you, you are a spiritualist; if God talks to you, you are a schizophrenic.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-szasz/if-the-dead-talk-to-you-you-are-a-spiritualist-if-god-talks-to-you/)

[Thomas Szasz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-szasz/)

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> [Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lily-tomlin/why-is-it-that-when-we-talk-to-god-we-re-said-to-be-praying-but-when/)

[Lily Tomlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lily-tomlin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a70/lily-tomlin-3278_god_why-is-it-that-when-we-talk-to-god-we-re_3209421.png)

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