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> [A talking dog is not the answer. That's not a way to convince people not to smoke pot. If animals started talking to me, I would up my pot consumption just to make that happen.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-benson/a-talking-dog-is-not-the-answer-that-s-not-a-way-to-convince-people/)

[Doug Benson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-benson/)

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## More by Doug Benson

> [I grew up in San Diego, so it wasn't hard to move to L.A. to get into show business, but I did the standard…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-benson/i-grew-up-in-san-diego-so-it-wasn-t-hard-to-move-to-l-a-to-get-into/)

[Doug Benson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-benson/)

> [It's easier to do comedy with an audience, because their reactions tell you whether or not what your saying qualifies as comedy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-benson/it-s-easier-to-do-comedy-with-an-audience-because-their-reactions/)

[Doug Benson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-benson/)

> [The whole pot-to-alcohol thing is a huge issue with me, because I've grown to hate drunks so much, and like potheads.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-benson/the-whole-pot-to-alcohol-thing-is-a-huge-issue-with-me-because-i-ve/)

[Doug Benson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-benson/)

> [I know there's a lot of nasty humor directed at celebrities, but my feeling is, in most cases, they deserve it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-benson/i-know-there-s-a-lot-of-nasty-humor-directed-at-celebrities-but-my/)

[Doug Benson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-benson/)

> [Big deal... the only cats that don't have three legs are the ones with two through zero legs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-benson/big-deal-the-only-cats-that-don-t-have-three-legs-are-the-ones-with/)

[Doug Benson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-benson/)

> [Has anybody here ever been driving along in their car, smoking a cigarette, and you flick it out the window, and you drive for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-benson/has-anybody-here-ever-been-driving-along-in-their-car-smoking-a/)

[Doug Benson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-benson/)

> [A talking dog is not the answer. That's not a way to convince people not to smoke pot. If animals started talking to me,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-benson/a-talking-dog-is-not-the-answer-that-s-not-a-way-to-convince-people/)

[Doug Benson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-benson/)

> [I think there is much more storytelling in stand-up now. Less emphasis on the joke. Jokes are still important, but it feels like a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-benson/i-think-there-is-much-more-storytelling-in-stand-up-now-less-emphasis/)

[Doug Benson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-benson/)

> [I just broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her lying. Under another man.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-benson/i-just-broke-up-with-my-girlfriend-because-i-caught-her-lying-under/)

[Doug Benson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-benson/)

> [Stand-up is a very scary, very solitary profession, but you have to experience it to figure out if it's right for you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-benson/stand-up-is-a-very-scary-very-solitary-profession-but-you-have-to/)

[Doug Benson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-benson/)

> [People come to me with ideas for shows, and I certainly am thinking of stuff all the time. And it's always like, you know,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-benson/people-come-to-me-with-ideas-for-shows-and-i-certainly-am-thinking-of/)

[Doug Benson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-benson/)

> [Even if you are 18, my advice to you is: plan for your future.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-benson/even-if-you-are-18-my-advice-to-you-is-plan-for-your-future/)

[Doug Benson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-benson/)

> [There was always, along the way in my career, as more and more I made marijuana a part of my act and my life,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-benson/there-was-always-along-the-way-in-my-career-as-more-and-more-i-made/)

[Doug Benson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-benson/)

> [My parents took me to that I think is just one of those near-perfect comedies is Young Frankenstein. Gene Wilder and Mel Brooks, they're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-benson/my-parents-took-me-to-that-i-think-is-just-one-of-those-near-perfect/)

[Doug Benson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-benson/)

> [Rappers should be forced to rhyme in their acceptance speeches.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-benson/rappers-should-be-forced-to-rhyme-in-their-acceptance-speeches/)

[Doug Benson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-benson/)

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