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title: "9 Talk Dog Quotes by 9 authors"
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> [“You can talk to a dog all day long, but he's just looking at you and thinking, 'Where's the ball?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-meyers/you-can-talk-to-a-dog-all-day-long-but-he-s-just-looking-at-you-and/)

[Mike Meyers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-meyers/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f35/mike-meyers-263444_dog_you-can-talk-to-a-dog-all-day-long-but-h_2106711.jpg)

> [Beware of a man that does not talk and a dog that does not bark.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/beware-of-a-man-that-does-not-talk-and-a-dog-that-does-not-bark/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0d9/nikhil-saluja-26_dog_beware-of-a-man-that-does-not-talk-and-a_1840666.jpg)

> [Sometimes I tried to talk to my dog like..ugh,,when no one wants to talk to, he's the only one who undersatands me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shennon-fabiano/sometimes-i-tried-to-talk-to-my-dog-like-ugh-when-no-one-wants-to/)

[Shennon Fabiano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shennon-fabiano/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c5a/shennon-fabiano-11948_dogs_sometimes-i-tried-to-talk-to-my-dog-like_1306294.jpg)

> [“Be quiet, Afanasii Ivanovich,” said Pulcheria Ivanovna: “you just like to talk, and that’s all. A dog is not clean; a dog…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikolai-gogol/be-quiet-afanasii-ivanovich-said-pulcheria-ivanovna-you-just-like-to/)

[Nikolai Gogol](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikolai-gogol/)

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> [“Live by yourself and you bound to talk yourself and when ye commence that folks start it up that you're light in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cormac-mccarthy/live-by-yourself-and-you-bound-to-talk-yourself-and-when-ye-commence/)

[Cormac McCarthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cormac-mccarthy/)

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> [I often think my boyfriend is going to leave me just from seeing how I talk to the dog. But you know,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natasha-lyonne/i-often-think-my-boyfriend-is-going-to-leave-me-just-from-seeing-how/)

[Natasha Lyonne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/natasha-lyonne/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5db/natasha-lyonne-9736_animal_i-often-think-my-boyfriend-is-going-to-l_1222340.png)

> [The wonderful thing about the talking dog collars in 'UP' is that we were able to hear the thoughts of the dogs…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-peterson/the-wonderful-thing-about-the-talking-dog-collars-in-up-is-that-we/)

[Bob Peterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-peterson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/be4/bob-peterson-40842_able_the-wonderful-thing-about-the-talking-do_759315.jpg)

> [You may never learn the names of any of the people you talk to in a dog park, even after many, many…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-orlean/you-may-never-learn-the-names-of-any-of-the-people-you-talk-to-in-a/)

[Susan Orlean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-orlean/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a4f/susan-orlean-2207_animal_you-may-never-learn-the-names-of-any-of_3168480.jpg)

> [Only Ron's dog was watching William. He considered that it had, for a dog, a very offensive and knowing look. A couple…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/only-ron-s-dog-was-watching-william-he-considered-that-it-had-for-a/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e83/terry-pratchett-19_cities_only-ron-s-dog-was-watching-william-he-c_484499.jpg)

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