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title: "1 Talk American Quotes By Alec Straub"
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> [I aint a redneck 'cause I talk American real good!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alec-straub/i-aint-a-redneck-cause-i-talk-american-real-good/)

[Alec Straub](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alec-straub/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/83a/alec-straub-26792_funny_i-aint-a-redneck-cause-i-talk-american-r_1118849.jpg)

## More by Alec Straub

> [Guys, if you keep a you-know-what in your wallet, it's only good for a month or two. So, out with the old, in with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alec-straub/guys-if-you-keep-a-you-know-what-in-your-wallet-it-s-only-good-for-a/)

[Alec Straub](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alec-straub/)

> [Time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alec-straub/time-flies-like-an-arrow-and-fruit-flies-like-a-banana/)

[Alec Straub](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alec-straub/)

> [You know you're a redneck when your pickup breaks down and you fix it. On the front lawn.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alec-straub/you-know-you-re-a-redneck-when-your-pickup-breaks-down-and-you-fix-it/)

[Alec Straub](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alec-straub/)

> [Band director: Tromboners, remember to be in the right position. Trumpeters, finger fast and blow hard.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alec-straub/band-director-tromboners-remember-to-be-in-the-right-position/)

[Alec Straub](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alec-straub/)

> [The dyslexic atheist says There is no dog!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alec-straub/the-dyslexic-atheist-says-there-is-no-dog/)

[Alec Straub](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alec-straub/)

> [If the world was run by women, it would be mostly peaceful with heated arguments every 28 days.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alec-straub/if-the-world-was-run-by-women-it-would-be-mostly-peaceful-with-heated/)

[Alec Straub](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alec-straub/)

> [ Wow! These \[soccer\] balls are sticky! \[That's what she said.\] ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alec-straub/wow-these-soccer-balls-are-sticky-that-s-what-she-said/)

[Alec Straub](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alec-straub/)

> [If you mess up, you learned something: don't do it again.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alec-straub/if-you-mess-up-you-learned-something-don-t-do-it-again/)

[Alec Straub](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alec-straub/)

> [I aint a redneck 'cause I talk American real good!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alec-straub/i-aint-a-redneck-cause-i-talk-american-real-good/)

[Alec Straub](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alec-straub/)

> [Only you can prevent forest fires - by choosing not to have fun. Yeah, I'm a pyro.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alec-straub/only-you-can-prevent-forest-fires-by-choosing-not-to-have-fun-yeah-i/)

[Alec Straub](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alec-straub/)

> [I'm not questioning; I'm just asking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alec-straub/i-m-not-questioning-i-m-just-asking/)

[Alec Straub](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alec-straub/)

> [If you get busted by a cop for growing weed in your house, just say 'I'm not selling that. It's for personal use.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alec-straub/if-you-get-busted-by-a-cop-for-growing-weed-in-your-house-just-say-i/)

[Alec Straub](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alec-straub/)

> [Yo mama's so fat I swerved to avoid her and ran out of gas!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alec-straub/yo-mama-s-so-fat-i-swerved-to-avoid-her-and-ran-out-of-gas/)

[Alec Straub](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alec-straub/)

> [Don't focus on distractions-SQUIRREL!!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alec-straub/don-t-focus-on-distractions-squirrel/)

[Alec Straub](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alec-straub/)

> [Have you seen the guy who hides from gay people at Walmart?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alec-straub/have-you-seen-the-guy-who-hides-from-gay-people-at-walmart/)

[Alec Straub](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alec-straub/)

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