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title: "9 Tailgate Quotes by 8 authors"
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> [I would rather sit on the tailgate of a pick up and watch a bonfire than go to the mall anyday…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-would-rather-sit-on-the-tailgate-of-a-pick-up-and-watch-a-bonfire/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/50c/anonymous-1_attitude_i-would-rather-sit-on-the-tailgate-of-a_2029183.jpg)

> [Just sit on my grill, that's that tailgate for ya.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lil-wayne/just-sit-on-my-grill-that-s-that-tailgate-for-ya/)

[Lil Wayne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lil-wayne/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0be/lil-wayne-62_quote_just-sit-on-my-grill-that-s-that-tailgat_1300372.jpg)

> [Girl you make my speakers go boom boom...Dancin on the tailgate in the full moon.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/luke-bryan/girl-you-make-my-speakers-go-boom-boom-dancin-on-the-tailgate-in-the/)

[Luke Bryan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/luke-bryan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fe0/luke-bryan-2706_full-moon_girl-you-make-my-speakers-go-boom-boom-d_301339.jpg)

> [I may have to buy an RV and learn how to tailgate and get the charcoal going.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-stoops/i-may-have-to-buy-an-rv-and-learn-how-to-tailgate-and-get-the/)

[Bob Stoops](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-stoops/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/24b/bob-stoops-8326_charcoal_i-may-have-to-buy-an-rv-and-learn-how-to_1564641.jpg)

> [In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-wheel drive tailgate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gretchen-wilson/in-a-tavern-or-in-a-honky-tonk-or-on-a-four-wheel-drive-tailgate/)

[Gretchen Wilson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gretchen-wilson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c8a/gretchen-wilson-13978_motivation_in-a-tavern-or-in-a-honky-tonk-or-on-a-f_465060.png)

> [How to Avoid Pleurisy: Never make love to a girl named Candy on the tailgate of a half-ton Ford pickup during a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edward-abbey/how-to-avoid-pleurisy-never-make-love-to-a-girl-named-candy-on-the/)

[Edward Abbey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edward-abbey/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bfc/edward-abbey-254_april_how-to-avoid-pleurisy-never-make-love-to_700218.png)

> [Girl, you make my speakers go boom, boom. Dancin' on the tailgate in a full moon, that's kinda thing makes a man…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/luke-bryan/girl-you-make-my-speakers-go-boom-boom-dancin-on-the-tailgate-in-a/)

[Luke Bryan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/luke-bryan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f1/luke-bryan-2706_country-music_girl-you-make-my-speakers-go-boom-boom-d_2462491.jpg)

> [I thought I was having an existential crisis, but it was nothing. Please don't tailgate: body in trunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/libba-bray/i-thought-i-was-having-an-existential-crisis-but-it-was-nothing/)

[Libba Bray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/libba-bray/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/af0/libba-bray-259_body_i-thought-i-was-having-an-existential-cr_388996.jpg)

> [I promise you, your hotel room is going to be no more comfortable than my RV. And I'm going to tell you,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-maddon/i-promise-you-your-hotel-room-is-going-to-be-no-more-comfortable-than/)

[Joe Maddon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-maddon/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/19e/joe-maddon-3171_beautiful_i-promise-you-your-hotel-room-is-going-t_1457580.jpg)

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