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> [“You are certainly free to join whatever nineteenth-century swingers club masquerading as a magical order you like, but do it on your own time.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-white/you-are-certainly-free-to-join-whatever-nineteenth-century-swingers/)

[Gordon White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-white/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/432/gordon-white-19927_swingers_you-are-certainly-free-to-join-whatever_312140.jpg)

> [Firth - all dodgy 'tache and frantic eyebrows - has got the sexual allure of a man who runs a swingers' club in Surbiton.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colin-firth/firth-all-dodgy-tache-and-frantic-eyebrows-has-got-the-sexual-allure/)

[Colin Firth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colin-firth/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/267/colin-firth-2891_allure_firth-all-dodgy-tache-and-frantic-eyebro_2517340.png)

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