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> [Kids are without a doubt the most suspicious diners in the world. They will eat mud (raw or baked) rocks, paste, crayons, ball-point pens, moving goldfish, cigarette butts, and cat food. Try to coax a little beef stew into their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erma-bombeck/kids-are-without-a-doubt-the-most-suspicious-diners-in-the-world-they/)

[Erma Bombeck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erma-bombeck/)

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