--- title: "8 Super Soaker Quotes by 6 authors" description: "Browse 8 Super Soaker quotes by 6 authors. Discover the best Super Soaker sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/af3/rick-ross-673_business_i-gotta-handle-my-business-i-pay-my-mort_270049.png" --- > [I gotta handle my business, I pay my mortgages first. When you cross a super-soaker I bet your water get burst.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-ross/i-gotta-handle-my-business-i-pay-my-mortgages-first-when-you-cross-a/) [Rick Ross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-ross/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/af3/rick-ross-673_business_i-gotta-handle-my-business-i-pay-my-mort_270049.png) > [The invention that most people know me for is the Super Soaker water gun. I knew the gun worked well, and I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lonnie-johnson/the-invention-that-most-people-know-me-for-is-the-super-soaker-water/) [Lonnie Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lonnie-johnson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8e6/lonnie-johnson-16185_gun_the-invention-that-most-people-know-me-f_316383.jpg) > [It was because of the success of the Super Soaker, I was able to at least get an audience with people to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lonnie-johnson/it-was-because-of-the-success-of-the-super-soaker-i-was-able-to-at/) [Lonnie Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lonnie-johnson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f41/lonnie-johnson-16185_audience_it-was-because-of-the-success-of-the-sup_319989.jpg) > [Silver nitrate and water in a super soaker," he told her. "My own invention. Ought to be good at twenty feet, kind…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/silver-nitrate-and-water-in-a-super-soaker-he-told-her-my-own/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/562/rachel-caine-217_be-good_silver-nitrate-and-water-in-a-super-soak_795229.jpg) > [“What's with the super soaker?" -Stephine "I had a stork of genius when you called me this morning I said what do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/what-s-with-the-super-soaker-stephine-i-had-a-stork-of-genius-when/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aff/janet-evanovich-291_holy-water_what-s-with-the-super-soaker-stephine-i_1681683.png) > [When I was at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory back in the early '80s is when I first got the idea. The Super…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lonnie-johnson/when-i-was-at-the-jet-propulsion-laboratory-back-in-the-early-80s-is/) [Lonnie Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lonnie-johnson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/60c/lonnie-johnson-16185_back_when-i-was-at-the-jet-propulsion-laborat_2684770.jpg) > [“I threw my Super Soaker in back and hopped in.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-j-ware/i-threw-my-super-soaker-in-back-and-hopped-in/) [M.J. Ware](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-j-ware/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2b7/m-j-ware-57760_threw_i-threw-my-super-soaker-in-back-and-hopp_2875540.jpg) > [I have a science YouTube channel where I will sometimes use my engineering skills to build things such as the world's largest…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-rober/i-have-a-science-youtube-channel-where-i-will-sometimes-use-my/) [Mark Rober](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-rober/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d00/mark-rober-31773_engineering_i-have-a-science-youtube-channel-where-i_3139783.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/super-soaker/#itemlist", "name": "Super Soaker Quotes", "numberOfItems": 8, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I gotta handle my business, I pay my mortgages first. 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