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> [I'm staying in a lovely hotel, dressing robe behind the door, lovely fluffy sheets - took me a half an hour getting my suitcase closed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-carson/i-m-staying-in-a-lovely-hotel-dressing-robe-behind-the-door-lovely/)

[Frank Carson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-carson/)

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## More by Frank Carson

> [I was in the Far East and I went into a restaurant and I ordered octopus and the waiter said: "It takes four hours."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-carson/i-was-in-the-far-east-and-i-went-into-a-restaurant-and-i-ordered/)

[Frank Carson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-carson/)

> [Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-carson/have-you-heard-about-the-irishman-who-reversed-into-a-car-boot-sale/)

[Frank Carson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-carson/)

> [I come from a family of musicians. Even the sewing machine is a Singer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-carson/i-come-from-a-family-of-musicians-even-the-sewing-machine-is-a-singer/)

[Frank Carson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-carson/)

> [The council in Blackpool have given the homeless bus passes, but how would they know where to get off?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-carson/the-council-in-blackpool-have-given-the-homeless-bus-passes-but-how/)

[Frank Carson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-carson/)

> [The Irish Six Million Dollar man only cost three quid.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-carson/the-irish-six-million-dollar-man-only-cost-three-quid/)

[Frank Carson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-carson/)

> [A girl asks her doctor, "Doctor, I've forgotten to take my contradictory pill!" The doctor says: "Are you ignorant?" The girl says: "Yes, three…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-carson/a-girl-asks-her-doctor-doctor-i-ve-forgotten-to-take-my-contradictory/)

[Frank Carson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-carson/)

> [I'm staying in a lovely hotel, dressing robe behind the door, lovely fluffy sheets - took me a half an hour getting my suitcase…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-carson/i-m-staying-in-a-lovely-hotel-dressing-robe-behind-the-door-lovely/)

[Frank Carson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-carson/)

> [I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-carson/i-m-really-worried-about-my-girlfriend-s-morals-she-has-next-written/)

[Frank Carson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-carson/)

> [A man walks into a hospital feeling unwell and the doctor says: "Sorry, you've only got three minutes to live." The man said: "Can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-carson/a-man-walks-into-a-hospital-feeling-unwell-and-the-doctor-says-sorry/)

[Frank Carson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-carson/)

> [My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror."](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-carson/my-wife-went-into-the-butchers-and-said-you-ve-a-sheep-s-head-in-your/)

[Frank Carson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-carson/)

> [I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-carson/i-am-accusing-him-of-stealing-my-best-material-he-was-a-very-funny-man/)

[Frank Carson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-carson/)

> [My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even more houses for the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-carson/my-idea-for-peace-in-the-middle-east-is-to-go-back-to-the-1966-line/)

[Frank Carson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-carson/)

> [A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-carson/a-man-says-to-his-mate-my-wife-is-a-twin-his-mate-says-how-do-you/)

[Frank Carson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-carson/)

> [A man up in front of a judge says "I don't recognise this court." "Why not?" "It's been redecorated since the last time I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-carson/a-man-up-in-front-of-a-judge-says-i-don-t-recognise-this-court-why/)

[Frank Carson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-carson/)

> [My Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges of a 50 pence piece, you can use it as a 10p.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-carson/my-irish-mate-told-me-if-you-file-down-the-edges-of-a-50-pence-piece/)

[Frank Carson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-carson/)

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