--- title: "26 Stupid Quotes By Rick Riordan" description: "26 Stupid quotes by Rick Riordan. Plus more from Rick Riordan and more Stupid sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6d4/rick-riordan-27_fall_stupid-sixteen-year-old-kid-falling-from_486179.jpg" --- > [Stupid Sixteen year old kid falling from the sky! I'm late!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/stupid-sixteen-year-old-kid-falling-from-the-sky-i-m-late/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6d4/rick-riordan-27_fall_stupid-sixteen-year-old-kid-falling-from_486179.jpg) > [The world will fall, the gods will die, and I will never achieve a perfect score on this stupid machine. -Dionysus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/the-world-will-fall-the-gods-will-die-and-i-will-never-achieve-a-2/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fec/rick-riordan-27_achieve_the-world-will-fall-the-gods-will-die-an_1982426.jpg) > [I survive all those battles," she growled, "and I get defeated by a stupid chunk of rock!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-survive-all-those-battles-she-growled-and-i-get-defeated-by-a/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ef/rick-riordan-27_battle_i-survive-all-those-battles-she-growled_2182692.jpg) > [Hey!" I screamed, waving the jacket, running to one side of the monster. "Hey, stupid! Ground beef!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/hey-i-screamed-waving-the-jacket-running-to-one-side-of-the-monster/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/54e/rick-riordan-27_beef_hey-i-screamed-waving-the-jacket-running_1786983.jpg) > [It's natural to feel fear. All great warriors are afraid. Only the stupid and the delusional are not...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/it-s-natural-to-feel-fear-all-great-warriors-are-afraid-only-the/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d74/rick-riordan-27_delusional_it-s-natural-to-feel-fear-all-great-warr_1762861.jpg) > [She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/she-wondered-if-it-was-her-stupid-mother-the-goddess-of-love-messing/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/50a/rick-riordan-27_aphrodite_she-wondered-if-it-was-her-stupid-mother_2233954.jpg) > [What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War ... Athena versus Poseidon?" "I don't know. But I just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/what-if-it-lines-up-like-it-did-in-the-trojan-war-athena-versus/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9e7/rick-riordan-27_annabeth-chase_what-if-it-lines-up-like-it-did-in-the-t_218265.jpg) > [You seem to be clean," Terminus decided. "Do you have anything to declare?" "Yes," Percy said. "I declare this is stupid.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/you-seem-to-be-clean-terminus-decided-do-you-have-anything-to-declare/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/07c/rick-riordan-27_said_you-seem-to-be-clean-terminus-decided-do_235577.jpg) > [After all the dangerous adventures I'd had, I couldn't die like this. Sadie would be devastated. Then, once she got over her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/after-all-the-dangerous-adventures-i-d-had-i-couldn-t-die-like-this/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c6/rick-riordan-27_adventure_after-all-the-dangerous-adventures-i-d-h_2161488.jpg) > [He was dressed just like on TV, with lots of silver chains and bracelets, ripped jeans, and a black muscle shirt (Which…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/he-was-dressed-just-like-on-tv-with-lots-of-silver-chains-and/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f88/rick-riordan-27_black_he-was-dressed-just-like-on-tv-with-lots_313598.jpg) > [Annabeth's face, her blond hair and gray eyes, the way she laughed, threw her arms around him, and gave him a kiss…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/annabeth-s-face-her-blond-hair-and-gray-eyes-the-way-she-laughed/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cc8/rick-riordan-27_annabeth_annabeth-s-face-her-blond-hair-and-gray_93921.jpg) > [I couldn't believe I'd come this far, lost Tyson, suffered through so much, only to fail - stopped by a big stupid…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-couldn-t-believe-i-d-come-this-far-lost-tyson-suffered-through-so/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dee/rick-riordan-27_baby_i-couldn-t-believe-i-d-come-this-far-los_2315634.jpg) > [Okay," I said. "Just a normal afternoon and two normal people." She nodded. "And so...hypothetically, if these to people likes each other,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/okay-i-said-just-a-normal-afternoon-and-two-normal-people-she-nodded/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b3c/rick-riordan-27_afternoon_okay-i-said-just-a-normal-afternoon-and_1480437.jpg) > [Polyphemus stiffened. "Who said that?" "Nobody!" Annabeth yelled. That got exactly the reaction she'd been hoping for. The monster's face turned red…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/polyphemus-stiffened-who-said-that-nobody-annabeth-yelled-that-got/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ee0/rick-riordan-27_annabeth_polyphemus-stiffened-who-said-that-nobod_2351396.jpg) > [Once I saw Desjardins’ house, I hated him even more. It was a huge mansion on the other side of the Tuileries,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/once-i-saw-desjardins-house-i-hated-him-even-more-it-was-a-huge/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e71/rick-riordan-27_evil_once-i-saw-desjardins-house-i-hated-him_2312796.jpg) > [Far below, I heard Cacus bellowing as millions, maybe even thousands of filthy gallons of water slammed into him. Meanwhile, Annabeth alternately…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/far-below-i-heard-cacus-bellowing-as-millions-maybe-even-thousands-of/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3d6/rick-riordan-27_annabeth_far-below-i-heard-cacus-bellowing-as-mil_1620668.jpg) > [As he fell toward the highway, a horrible scenario flashed through his mind: his body smashing against an SUV's windshield, some annoyed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/as-he-fell-toward-the-highway-a-horrible-scenario-flashed-through-his/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/13b/rick-riordan-27_annoyed_as-he-fell-toward-the-highway-a-horrible_1077503.jpg) > [Nico danced around like he needed to use the restroom. "Does Zeus really have lightning bolts that do six hundred damage? Does…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/nico-danced-around-like-he-needed-to-use-the-restroom-does-zeus/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/497/rick-riordan-27_damage_nico-danced-around-like-he-needed-to-use_2173417.jpg) > [I looked at Thalia. "You're afraid of heights." Now that we were safely down the mountain, her eyes had their usual angry…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-looked-at-thalia-you-re-afraid-of-heights-now-that-we-were-safely/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6eb/rick-riordan-27_angry_i-looked-at-thalia-you-re-afraid-of-heig_2235367.jpg) > [Kronos would be 10 times more powerful. His very presence would incinerate you. And once he achieves this he will empower the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/kronos-would-be-10-times-more-powerful-his-very-presence-would/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/06a/rick-riordan-27_achieve_kronos-would-be-10-times-more-powerful-h_3140580.jpg) > [Christmas in the Underworld was NOT my idea. If I'd known what was coming, I would've called in sick. I could've avoided…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/christmas-in-the-underworld-was-not-my-idea-if-i-d-known-what-was/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/616/rick-riordan-27_army_christmas-in-the-underworld-was-not-my-i_2991400.jpg) > [I'm stupid," Leo mumbled. "Pi would expand outward, because it's infinite." He reversed the order of the numbers, starting in the center…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-m-stupid-leo-mumbled-pi-would-expand-outward-because-it-s-infinite/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aed/rick-riordan-27_doors_i-m-stupid-leo-mumbled-pi-would-expand-o_414456.jpg) > [I found myself staring at her, which was stupid since I'd seen her a billion times. Still, she seemed so much more…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-found-myself-staring-at-her-which-was-stupid-since-i-d-seen-her-a/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/560/rick-riordan-27_beautiful_i-found-myself-staring-at-her-which-was_944463.jpg) > [I don't deserve you." "You're not allowed to say that." "Why not?" "It's a breakup line. Unless you're breaking up-" Jason leaned…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-don-t-deserve-you-you-re-not-allowed-to-say-that-why-not-it-s-a/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3c5/rick-riordan-27_afternoon_i-don-t-deserve-you-you-re-not-allowed-t_1328763.jpg) > [Now, come over here so I can pat you down." "But you don't have-" Percy stopped. "Uh, sure." He stood next to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/now-come-over-here-so-i-can-pat-you-down-but-you-don-t-have-percy/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/96e/rick-riordan-27_next_now-come-over-here-so-i-can-pat-you-down_2398351.jpg) > [Stop!" Narcissus got to his feet. "This is not right! This person is obviously not awesome, so he must be..." He struggled…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/stop-narcissus-got-to-his-feet-this-is-not-right-this-person-is/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/437/rick-riordan-27_feet_stop-narcissus-got-to-his-feet-this-is-n_1931670.jpg) ## Other authors on Stupid ## More by Rick Riordan > [“It made sense, and I felt kind of stupid. I’d been hanging around dryads”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/it-made-sense-and-i-felt-kind-of-stupid-i-d-been-hanging-around-dryads/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [“That awkward moment when you jump out a window because your friend jumped out a window, then you remember that your other friend can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/that-awkward-moment-when-you-jump-out-a-window-because-your-friend/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [Oh, dear Hazel.” Aphrodite folded her fan. “Such optimism, yet you have heartrending days ahead of you. Of course war is coming. Love and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/oh-dear-hazel-aphrodite-folded-her-fan-such-optimism-yet-you-have/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [Kids, if anything, are harder to write for because they are a more discerning audience. They will not stay with you if you go…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/kids-if-anything-are-harder-to-write-for-because-they-are-a-more/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [“He started toward the entrance. Seriously, how could he not? He stopped when he noticed the girl. She was kneeling in her vegetable garden,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/he-started-toward-the-entrance-seriously-how-could-he-not-he-stopped/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [Hercules used noise! Brass bells! He scared them away with the most horrible sound he could-" said Percy "Percy... Chiron's collection!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/hercules-used-noise-brass-bells-he-scared-them-away-with-the-most/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [“When you take someone’s hand and lead them to Valhalla, you get a glimpse into their soul.” “Did that happen when you took me?”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/when-you-take-someone-s-hand-and-lead-them-to-valhalla-you-get-a/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [“he didn’t look as good as Piper had last night after she’d suddenly been transformed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/he-didn-t-look-as-good-as-piper-had-last-night-after-she-d-suddenly/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [There’s my baby!” I cried, quite carried away. “There’s my Poochiekins!” Ammit ran at me and leaped into my arms, nuzzling me with his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/there-s-my-baby-i-cried-quite-carried-away-there-s-my-poochiekins/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [“Leo plunked the cheese wheel in front of me. "Cut me a wedge of this, my good ma. Chop-chop!" I scowled at him. "Don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/leo-plunked-the-cheese-wheel-in-front-of-me-cut-me-a-wedge-of-this-my/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [It's all still about having a good story. You have to have a good story as your anchor, as your main focus. So for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/it-s-all-still-about-having-a-good-story-you-have-to-have-a-good/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [I disobeyed Ra's wishes, and so he ordered my onw father, Shu-" "Hang on," I said. "Shoe?" "S-h-u," she said. "The god of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-disobeyed-ra-s-wishes-and-so-he-ordered-my-onw-father-shu-hang-on-i/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [“Nico knelt and picked it up. He regarded Jason, as if waiting for an attack. "If the others found out-" "If the others found…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/nico-knelt-and-picked-it-up-he-regarded-jason-as-if-waiting-for-an/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [Wouldn't that put a twist in your toga?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/wouldn-t-that-put-a-twist-in-your-toga/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [ \[Hazel\] hissed in frustration. 'I hate eidolons. I thought Piper made them promise to stay away.' 'Oh...' Frank said, like he'd just had his… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/hazel-hissed-in-frustration-i-hate-eidolons-i-thought-piper-made-them/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/stupid/rick-riordan/#itemlist", "name": "26 Stupid Quotes By Rick Riordan", "numberOfItems": 26, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Stupid Sixteen year old kid falling from the sky! 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If Piper started getting urges to read fashion magazines, she was going to have to find Aphrodite and smack her.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rick Riordan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/she-wondered-if-it-was-her-stupid-mother-the-goddess-of-love-messing/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/50a/rick-riordan-27_aphrodite_she-wondered-if-it-was-her-stupid-mother_2233954.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/50a/rick-riordan-27_aphrodite_she-wondered-if-it-was-her-stupid-mother_2233954.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/50a/rick-riordan-27_aphrodite_she-wondered-if-it-was-her-stupid-mother_2233954.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started…” — Rick Riordan", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 7, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War ... Athena versus Poseidon?\" \"I don't know. But I just know that I'll be fighting next to you.\" \"Why?\" \"Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. 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But I just…” — Rick Riordan", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 8, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You seem to be clean,\" Terminus decided. \"Do you have anything to declare?\" \"Yes,\" Percy said. \"I declare this is stupid.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rick Riordan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/you-seem-to-be-clean-terminus-decided-do-you-have-anything-to-declare/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/07c/rick-riordan-27_said_you-seem-to-be-clean-terminus-decided-do_235577.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/07c/rick-riordan-27_said_you-seem-to-be-clean-terminus-decided-do_235577.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/07c/rick-riordan-27_said_you-seem-to-be-clean-terminus-decided-do_235577.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You seem to be clean,\" Terminus decided. \"Do you have anything to declare?\" \"Yes,\" Percy said. \"I declare…” — Rick Riordan", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 9, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "After all the dangerous adventures I'd had, I couldn't die like this. 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Nobody was going to swat down my friends like that! I mean...nobody, not Nobody. 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It was a huge mansion on the other side of the Tuileries, on the rue des Pyramids. “Pyramids Road?” Sadie said. “Obvious, much?” “Maybe he couldn’t find a place on Stupid Evil Magician Street,” I suggested.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rick Riordan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/once-i-saw-desjardins-house-i-hated-him-even-more-it-was-a-huge/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e71/rick-riordan-27_evil_once-i-saw-desjardins-house-i-hated-him_2312796.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e71/rick-riordan-27_evil_once-i-saw-desjardins-house-i-hated-him_2312796.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e71/rick-riordan-27_evil_once-i-saw-desjardins-house-i-hated-him_2312796.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Once I saw Desjardins’ house, I hated him even more. 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I'm late!", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rick Riordan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/as-he-fell-toward-the-highway-a-horrible-scenario-flashed-through-his/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/13b/rick-riordan-27_annoyed_as-he-fell-toward-the-highway-a-horrible_1077503.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/13b/rick-riordan-27_annoyed_as-he-fell-toward-the-highway-a-horrible_1077503.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/13b/rick-riordan-27_annoyed_as-he-fell-toward-the-highway-a-horrible_1077503.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“As he fell toward the highway, a horrible scenario flashed through his mind: his body smashing against an…” — Rick Riordan", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 18, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Nico danced around like he needed to use the restroom. \"Does Zeus really have lightning bolts that do six hundred damage? Does he get extra movement points for—\" \"Nico, shut up!\" Bianca put her hands to her face. \"This is not your stupid Mythomagic game, okay? There are no gods!", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rick Riordan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/nico-danced-around-like-he-needed-to-use-the-restroom-does-zeus/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/497/rick-riordan-27_damage_nico-danced-around-like-he-needed-to-use_2173417.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/497/rick-riordan-27_damage_nico-danced-around-like-he-needed-to-use_2173417.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/497/rick-riordan-27_damage_nico-danced-around-like-he-needed-to-use_2173417.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Nico danced around like he needed to use the restroom. \"Does Zeus really have lightning bolts that do six…” — Rick Riordan", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 19, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I looked at Thalia. \"You're afraid of heights.\" Now that we were safely down the mountain, her eyes had their usual angry look. \"Don't be stupid.\" That explains why you freaked out on Apollo's bus. Why you didn't want to talk about it.\" She took a deep breath. Then she brushed the pine needles out of her hair. \"If you tell anyone, I swear—\" No, no,\" I said. \"That's cool. It's just… the daughter of Zeus, the Lord of the Sky, afraid of heights?", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rick Riordan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-looked-at-thalia-you-re-afraid-of-heights-now-that-we-were-safely/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6eb/rick-riordan-27_angry_i-looked-at-thalia-you-re-afraid-of-heig_2235367.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6eb/rick-riordan-27_angry_i-looked-at-thalia-you-re-afraid-of-heig_2235367.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6eb/rick-riordan-27_angry_i-looked-at-thalia-you-re-afraid-of-heig_2235367.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I looked at Thalia. \"You're afraid of heights.\" Now that we were safely down the mountain, her eyes had…” — Rick Riordan", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 20, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Kronos would be 10 times more powerful. His very presence would incinerate you. And once he achieves this he will empower the other Titans. They are weak, compared to what they soon will become, unless you can stop them, the world will fall, the gods will die, and I will never achieve a perfect score on this stupid machine.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rick Riordan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/kronos-would-be-10-times-more-powerful-his-very-presence-would/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/06a/rick-riordan-27_achieve_kronos-would-be-10-times-more-powerful-h_3140580.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/06a/rick-riordan-27_achieve_kronos-would-be-10-times-more-powerful-h_3140580.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/06a/rick-riordan-27_achieve_kronos-would-be-10-times-more-powerful-h_3140580.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Kronos would be 10 times more powerful. His very presence would incinerate you. 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But no, I had to take my stupid English exam.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rick Riordan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/christmas-in-the-underworld-was-not-my-idea-if-i-d-known-what-was/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/616/rick-riordan-27_army_christmas-in-the-underworld-was-not-my-i_2991400.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/616/rick-riordan-27_army_christmas-in-the-underworld-was-not-my-i_2991400.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/616/rick-riordan-27_army_christmas-in-the-underworld-was-not-my-i_2991400.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Christmas in the Underworld was NOT my idea. If I'd known what was coming, I would've called in sick. 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This person is obviously not awesome, so he must be...\" He struggled for the right words. It had probably been a long time since he'd talked about anything other than himself. \"He must be tricking us.\" Apparently Narcissus wasn't completely stupid.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rick Riordan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/stop-narcissus-got-to-his-feet-this-is-not-right-this-person-is/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/437/rick-riordan-27_feet_stop-narcissus-got-to-his-feet-this-is-n_1931670.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/437/rick-riordan-27_feet_stop-narcissus-got-to-his-feet-this-is-n_1931670.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/437/rick-riordan-27_feet_stop-narcissus-got-to-his-feet-this-is-n_1931670.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Stop!\" Narcissus got to his feet. \"This is not right! 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