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title: "18 Stupid Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk"
description: "18 Stupid quotes by Chuck Palahniuk. Plus more from Chuck Palahniuk and more Stupid sayings from other authors."
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> [“Just another stupid moment people have to make last forever.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/just-another-stupid-moment-people-have-to-make-last-forever/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [Picture anybody growing up so stupid he didn't know that hope is just another phase you'll grow out of.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/picture-anybody-growing-up-so-stupid-he-didn-t-know-that-hope-is-just/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid. The same went for curing crazy people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/the-problem-with-educating-stupid-people-was-that-they-didn-t-know-2/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [You become smart when you don't need to quote someone anymore." I am still stupid: I quoted Chuck Palahiniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/you-become-smart-when-you-don-t-need-to-quote-someone-anymore-i-am/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [“We thought all this teach­ing was to make us smart. What it did was make us stupid.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/we-thought-all-this-teach-ing-was-to-make-us-smart-what-it-did-was/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [I never think I'm making fun of my culture. In fact I'm making fun of myself, because I catch myself doing some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/i-never-think-i-m-making-fun-of-my-culture-in-fact-i-m-making-fun-of/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [You don’t care where I live or how I feel, or what I eat or how I feed my kids or how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/you-don-t-care-where-i-live-or-how-i-feel-or-what-i-eat-or-how-i-feed/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [We thought all this teaching was to make us smart. What it did was make us stupid. With all the little facts…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/we-thought-all-this-teaching-was-to-make-us-smart-what-it-did-was/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [Also consider that someday, when you’re dead and rotted, kids with their baby teeth will sit in their time-geography class and laugh…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/also-consider-that-someday-when-you-re-dead-and-rotted-kids-with/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> ['Romance' is based on my entire creative process. I fall in love with an idea, obsess over it, isolate myself with it,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/romance-is-based-on-my-entire-creative-process-i-fall-in-love-with-an/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [The only biodiversity we're going to have left is Coke versus Pepsi. We're landscaping the whole world one stupid mistake at a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/the-only-biodiversity-we-re-going-to-have-left-is-coke-versus-pepsi/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [The evil queen was stupid to play Snow White's game. There's an age where a woman has to move on to another…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/the-evil-queen-was-stupid-to-play-snow-white-s-game-there-s-an-age/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [“There’s a ter­ri­ble dark joy when the on­ly per­son who knows all your se­crets is fi­nal­ly dead. Your par­ents. Your doc­tor. Your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/there-s-a-ter-ri-ble-dark-joy-when-the-on-ly-per-son-who-knows-all/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [Even if you tell yourself "Today I'm going to drink coffee the wrong way ... from a dirty boot." Even that would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/even-if-you-tell-yourself-today-i-m-going-to-drink-coffee-the-wrong/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [Nothing feels as awful as pouring your heart out to some talk therapist, then realizing this so-called professional is actually vastly stupid…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/nothing-feels-as-awful-as-pouring-your-heart-out-to-some-talk/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [Jump way back to one time, Evie and me did this fashion shoot in a junk yard, in a slaughterhouse, in a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/jump-way-back-to-one-time-evie-and-me-did-this-fashion-shoot-in-a/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [Some stories, she’d say, the more you tell them, the faster you use them up. Those kind, the drama burns off, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/some-stories-she-d-say-the-more-you-tell-them-the-faster-you-use-them/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [Most people would never admit it, but they'd been bitching since they were born. As soon as their head popped out into…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/most-people-would-never-admit-it-but-they-d-been-bitching-since-they/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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## Other authors on Stupid

## More by Chuck Palahniuk

> [Because after you've crossed some lines, you just keep crossing them. And there's no escaping from constant escape. Distracting ourselves. Avoiding confrontation. Getting past…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/because-after-you-ve-crossed-some-lines-you-just-keep-crossing-them/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

> [According to Plato, we don't learn anything. Our soul has lived so many lives that we know everything. Teachers and education can only remind…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/according-to-plato-we-don-t-learn-anything-our-soul-has-lived-so-many/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

> [His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/his-saliva-tasted-like-the-wet-dicks-of-ten-thousand-lonely-truck/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

> [“shoulder. They weigh that much. Tyler’s a banquet waiter,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/shoulder-they-weigh-that-much-tyler-s-a-banquet-waiter/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

> [We'll never be as young as we are tonight.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/we-ll-never-be-as-young-as-we-are-tonight/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

> [“We drive west the rest of the night, away from where the sun will come up, trying to outrace it, trying not to see…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/we-drive-west-the-rest-of-the-night-away-from-where-the-sun-will-come/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

> [Just for the record, how I feel right now is very terrific.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/just-for-the-record-how-i-feel-right-now-is-very-terrific/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

> [Nobody's told me anything to date that I've been completely reviled by.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/nobody-s-told-me-anything-to-date-that-i-ve-been-completely-reviled-by/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

> [“Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/then-you-re-trapped-in-your-lovely-nest-and-the-things-you-used-to/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

> [Some stories, you use up. Others use you up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/some-stories-you-use-up-others-use-you-up/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

> [Verbs allow you to communicate a story in a much more converged or involuntary way for a reader. The verbs allow you to come…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/verbs-allow-you-to-communicate-a-story-in-a-much-more-converged-or/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

> [Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/waiters-will-always-pee-in-soup-people-will-always-fall-in-love/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

> [“Branch Bacardi, star of The Da Vinci Load, To Drill a Mockingbird, The Postman Always Cums Twice, Chitty Chitty Gang Bang, The Twilight Bone,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/branch-bacardi-star-of-the-da-vinci-load-to-drill-a-mockingbird-the/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

> [“Every unkind remark or crude gesture by others is a blessing, an opportunity to exercise our own capacity to forgive.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/every-unkind-remark-or-crude-gesture-by-others-is-a-blessing-an/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

> [“Nuestro deber es enseñar a esos hombres y mujeres la libertad a través de la esclavitud; y el coraje a través del miedo.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/nuestro-deber-es-ense-ar-a-esos-hombres-y-mujeres-la-libertad-a-trav/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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