--- title: "5 Stupid-stupid-rat-creatures Quotes by 1 author" description: "Browse 5 Stupid-stupid-rat-creatures quotes by 1 author. Discover the best Stupid-stupid-rat-creatures sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/445/jeff-smith-16092_humour_if-we-keep-him-for-ourselves-we-can-do-a_239458.jpg" --- > [“If we keep him for ourselves, we can do anything we want with him!' 'OH, REALLY?! Does that include baking him in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-smith/if-we-keep-him-for-ourselves-we-can-do-anything-we-want-with-him-oh/) [Jeff Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-smith/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/445/jeff-smith-16092_humour_if-we-keep-him-for-ourselves-we-can-do-a_239458.jpg) > [“Please, comrade! I just want to chop him up for the stew!' 'And that's another thing! I'm tired of stew! I want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-smith/please-comrade-i-just-want-to-chop-him-up-for-the-stew-and-that-s/) [Jeff Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-smith/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/59c/jeff-smith-16092_food_please-comrade-i-just-want-to-chop-him-u_481671.jpg) > [“I'm hungry.' 'Me too.' 'Will you get us something to eat?' 'I suppose I could take a look around. Maybe find a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-smith/i-m-hungry-me-too-will-you-get-us-something-to-eat-i-suppose-i-could/) [Jeff Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-smith/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/817/jeff-smith-16092_eggs_i-m-hungry-me-too-will-you-get-us-someth_561633.jpg) > [“Here you go, fellas. Piping hot...right out of the oven!' 'Is--Is that what I think it is?' 'It's your favourite! Custard pie…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-smith/here-you-go-fellas-piping-hot-right-out-of-the-oven-is-is-that-what-i/) [Jeff Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-smith/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4a1/jeff-smith-16092_education_here-you-go-fellas-piping-hot-right-out_1684709.jpg) > [“Our bellies are empty and our patience is short...submit to us and we will make of you a great quiche!' 'Again with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-smith/our-bellies-are-empty-and-our-patience-is-short-submit-to-us-and-we/) [Jeff Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-smith/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/527/jeff-smith-16092_greed_our-bellies-are-empty-and-our-patience-i_2708923.jpg) ## Top authors on Stupid-stupid-rat-creatures - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-jeff-smith-48416.jpg) Jeff Smith 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/stupid-stupid-rat-creatures/jeff-smith/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/stupid-stupid-rat-creatures/#itemlist", "name": "Stupid-stupid-rat-creatures Quotes", "numberOfItems": 5, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“If we keep him for ourselves, we can do anything we want with him!' 'OH, REALLY?! 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