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title: "4 Stupid Couldn Quotes by 3 authors"
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> [ They \[Christian rednecks\] were so stupid that they couldn't pour piss out of a boot even if the instructions were printed on… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bageant/they-christian-rednecks-were-so-stupid-that-they-couldn-t-pour-piss/)

[Joe Bageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bageant/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ac7/joe-bageant-25954_boots_they-christian-rednecks-were-so-stupid-t_951113.jpg)

> [“If the human brain were simple enough for us to understand, we would still be so stupid that we couldn't understand it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jostein-gaarder/if-the-human-brain-were-simple-enough-for-us-to-understand-we-would/)

[Jostein Gaarder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jostein-gaarder/)

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> [“If our brains were as simple as we could understand them, than we would be so stupid that we couldn't understand them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jostein-gaarder/if-our-brains-were-as-simple-as-we-could-understand-them-than-we/)

[Jostein Gaarder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jostein-gaarder/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3bf/jostein-gaarder-676_brains_if-our-brains-were-as-simple-as-we-could_1640786.png)

> [I always felt like I was stupid and couldn't get anything right unless I was singing, dancing, or acting.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cailee-spaeny/i-always-felt-like-i-was-stupid-and-couldn-t-get-anything-right/)

[Cailee Spaeny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cailee-spaeny/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f6c/cailee-spaeny-24911_acting_i-always-felt-like-i-was-stupid-and-coul_2124530.jpg)

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