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title: "81 Stumps Quotes by 76 authors"
description: "Browse 81 Stumps quotes by 76 authors. Discover the best Stumps sayings and thoughts."
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> [You can cut the tension with a cricket stump.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/murray-walker/you-can-cut-the-tension-with-a-cricket-stump/)

[Murray Walker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/murray-walker/)

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> [If I didn't have fake nails, my fingers would be bloody stumps.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikki-cox/if-i-didn-t-have-fake-nails-my-fingers-would-be-bloody-stumps/)

[Nikki Cox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikki-cox/)

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> [Rhythm is best expressed in any swing directed at a cigar stump or a dandelion head.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/grantland-rice/rhythm-is-best-expressed-in-any-swing-directed-at-a-cigar-stump-or-a/)

[Grantland Rice](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/grantland-rice/)

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> [Look for a tree stump in the woods. Compare it to love.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colette-inez/look-for-a-tree-stump-in-the-woods-compare-it-to-love/)

[Colette Inez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colette-inez/)

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> [When you see the stumps flying, that's the best feeling.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasprit-bumrah/when-you-see-the-stumps-flying-that-s-the-best-feeling/)

[Jasprit Bumrah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasprit-bumrah/)

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> [You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-breuer/you-can-stump-any-stoner-with-one-question-what-were-we-just-talking/)

[Jim Breuer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-breuer/)

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> [Every science is a mutilated octopus. If its tentacles were not clipped to stumps, it would feel its way into disturbing contacts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-fort/every-science-is-a-mutilated-octopus-if-its-tentacles-were-not/)

[Charles Fort](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-fort/)

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> [Alexander smoked and watched her from his tree stump bench. What are you doing? she would ask him. Nothing, he would reply.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paullina-simons/alexander-smoked-and-watched-her-from-his-tree-stump-bench-what-are/)

[Paullina Simons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paullina-simons/)

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> [The Conservatives played like England cricketers - too many rash strokes and run-outs, dropped catches and bowling anywhere but the stumps.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norman-tebbit/the-conservatives-played-like-england-cricketers-too-many-rash/)

[Norman Tebbit](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norman-tebbit/)

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> [ \[I'll teach you\] how not to leave the windows of your heart open when it looks like rain and how everyone has… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-toltz/i-ll-teach-you-how-not-to-leave-the-windows-of-your-heart-open-when/)

[Steve Toltz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-toltz/)

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> [Sarah Palin uses me as a laugh line in her stump speeches. If you're willing to turn me into a joke, you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-maddow/sarah-palin-uses-me-as-a-laugh-line-in-her-stump-speeches-if-you-re/)

[Rachel Maddow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-maddow/)

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> [The brush is a more powerful and rapid tool than the point or the stump... the main thing that the brush secures…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-eakins/the-brush-is-a-more-powerful-and-rapid-tool-than-the-point-or-the/)

[Thomas Eakins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-eakins/)

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> [Joe Lieberman may be Moses on the stump, but when it comes to policies and votes, he boogies with the Golden Calf.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/don-feder/joe-lieberman-may-be-moses-on-the-stump-but-when-it-comes-to-policies/)

[Don Feder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/don-feder/)

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> [I'd like to see him go out and bat one day with a stump. I tell you that's what he's been doing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-chappell/i-d-like-to-see-him-go-out-and-bat-one-day-with-a-stump-i-tell-you/)

[Greg Chappell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-chappell/)

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> [The redwood is one of the few conifers that sprout from the stump and roots, and it declares itself willing to begin…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-muir/the-redwood-is-one-of-the-few-conifers-that-sprout-from-the-stump-and/)

[John Muir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-muir/)

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> [It was a morning in early summer. A silver haze shimmered and trembled over the lime trees. The air was laden with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bernard-berenson/it-was-a-morning-in-early-summer-a-silver-haze-shimmered-and-trembled/)

[Bernard Berenson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bernard-berenson/)

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> [This junkyard is an environmental nightmare, strewn with tree stumps, old tires, derelict vehicles, scrap metal and other waste. This owner may…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-blumenthal/this-junkyard-is-an-environmental-nightmare-strewn-with-tree-stumps/)

[Richard Blumenthal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-blumenthal/)

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> [When the chopper would praise a pine, he will commonly tell you that the one he cut was so big that a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-david-thoreau/when-the-chopper-would-praise-a-pine-he-will-commonly-tell-you-that/)

[Henry David Thoreau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-david-thoreau/)

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> [A man who sees another man on the street corner with only a stump for an arm will be so shocked the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bertolt-brecht/a-man-who-sees-another-man-on-the-street-corner-with-only-a-stump-for/)

[Bertolt Brecht](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bertolt-brecht/)

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> [Don't you worry about that, Mr. Adamsson. Why don't you head back to Reykjavik and spend some of that extortionate fee you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/don-t-you-worry-about-that-mr-adamsson-why-don-t-you-head-back-to/)

[Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/)

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> ['I don't need very much now,' said the boy, 'just a quiet place to sit and rest. I am very tired.' 'Well,'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shel-silverstein/i-don-t-need-very-much-now-said-the-boy-just-a-quiet-place-to-sit-and/)

[Shel Silverstein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shel-silverstein/)

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> [A choir of seedlings arching their necks out of rotted tree stumps, sucking life out of death. I am the forest's conscience,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbara-kingsolver/a-choir-of-seedlings-arching-their-necks-out-of-rotted-tree-stumps/)

[Barbara Kingsolver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbara-kingsolver/)

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> [I'm interested in - in that his power, if that is the word, is such that he has actually been able to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bernie-sanders/i-m-interested-in-in-that-his-power-if-that-is-the-word-is-such-that/)

[Bernie Sanders](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bernie-sanders/)

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> [Phil Gramm had a stump speech about how his mother's devotion kept him from being an academic failure in life. She got…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gail-collins/phil-gramm-had-a-stump-speech-about-how-his-mother-s-devotion-kept/)

[Gail Collins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gail-collins/)

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> [Sometimes I would come back from a run, and my artificial leg would have a puddle of blood from my stump. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carl-brashear/sometimes-i-would-come-back-from-a-run-and-my-artificial-leg-would/)

[Carl Brashear](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carl-brashear/)

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> [Some Democrats and their advocates in the press believe Obamacare, a year into implementation, is no longer much of a factor in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/byron-york/some-democrats-and-their-advocates-in-the-press-believe-obamacare-a/)

[Byron York](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/byron-york/)

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> [I just hope, in all honesty, that Steve will walk if he hits it, you know what I mean? I would hate…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-bowden/i-just-hope-in-all-honesty-that-steve-will-walk-if-he-hits-it-you/)

[Billy Bowden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-bowden/)

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> [There are times in a person's life when he or she must make a choice to believe. I choose to believe the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/obert-skye/there-are-times-in-a-person-s-life-when-he-or-she-must-make-a-choice/)

[Obert Skye](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/obert-skye/)

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> [The life of a good man will hardly improve us more than the life of a freebooter, for the inevitable laws appear…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-david-thoreau/the-life-of-a-good-man-will-hardly-improve-us-more-than-the-life-of-a/)

[Henry David Thoreau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-david-thoreau/)

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> [You still think I've gone cracked in the head," Ben said, amused. "Listen, if tomorrow we pulled into Biren and someone told…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patrick-rothfuss/you-still-think-i-ve-gone-cracked-in-the-head-ben-said-amused-listen/)

[Patrick Rothfuss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patrick-rothfuss/)

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> [I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don't already know, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-rollins/i-want-a-soul-mate-who-can-sit-me-down-shut-me-up-tell-me-ten-things-2/)

[Henry Rollins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-rollins/)

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> [I am the batsman and the bat, / I am the bowler and the ball, / The umpire, the pavilion cat, /…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-lang/i-am-the-batsman-and-the-bat-i-am-the-bowler-and-the-ball-the-umpire/)

[Andrew Lang](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-lang/)

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> [I'm not trying to stump anybody... it's the beauty of the language that I'm interested in.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/buddy-holly/i-m-not-trying-to-stump-anybody-it-s-the-beauty-of-the-language-that/)

[Buddy Holly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/buddy-holly/)

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> [“It did not seem odd to Max that what he had imagined about Stumps was really true, because this was exactly how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauline-clarke/it-did-not-seem-odd-to-max-that-what-he-had-imagined-about-stumps-was/)

[Pauline Clarke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauline-clarke/)

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> [He pushed away from her and raised his arm, forcing his stump into her face. "A Hand without a hand? A bad…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/he-pushed-away-from-her-and-raised-his-arm-forcing-his-stump-into-her/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I'd like to find whoever taught the Stump that extra work builds character and push him down the stairs," Neal told Kel…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tamora-pierce/i-d-like-to-find-whoever-taught-the-stump-that-extra-work-builds/)

[Tamora Pierce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tamora-pierce/)

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> [Don't let despair mutate your flesh Look at my twisted stumps of thought See the fingers, listen to the voice I am…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-rollins/don-t-let-despair-mutate-your-flesh-look-at-my-twisted-stumps-of/)

[Henry Rollins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-rollins/)

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> [Criminals are dumb as stumps. If they were smart they could go be investment bankers. Or judges.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-abbott/criminals-are-dumb-as-stumps-if-they-were-smart-they-could-go-be/)

[Jeff Abbott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-abbott/)

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> [I'm a native West Virginian and I've been called everything from a hillbilly to a stump jumper. I'm always proud of it;…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-raese/i-m-a-native-west-virginian-and-i-ve-been-called-everything-from-a/)

[John Raese](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-raese/)

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> [Mud and water and the stumps of trees. In every direction that was all there was. Bodies fell, but the trees died…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-ritter/mud-and-water-and-the-stumps-of-trees-in-every-direction-that-was-all/)

[Josh Ritter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-ritter/)

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                        "text": "Sometimes I would come back from a run, and my artificial leg would have a puddle of blood from my stump. I wouldn't go to sick bay. In that year, if I had gone to sick bay, they would have written me up. I didn't go to sick bay. I'd go somewhere and hide and soak my leg in a bucket of hot water with salt in it--an old remedy. Then I'd get up the next morning and run.",
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                        "text": "I just hope, in all honesty, that Steve will walk if he hits it, you know what I mean? I would hate to be bringing up my bent finger as a controversial decision. I hope he'll go nice and easy - caught in the covers or bowled middle stump. I just hope he doesn't get his pads in the way or his bat's wide enough to get a thin edge [on Steve Waugh's last innings]",
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                        "text": "The life of a good man will hardly improve us more than the life of a freebooter, for the inevitable laws appear as plainly in theinfringement as in the observance, and our lives are sustained by a nearly equal expense of virtue of some kind. The decaying tree, while yet it lives, demands sun, wind, and rain no less than the green one. It secretes sap and performs the functions of health. If we choose, we may study the alburnum only. The gnarled stump has as tender a bud as the sapling.",
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                        "text": "You still think I've gone cracked in the head,\" Ben said, amused. \"Listen, if tomorrow we pulled into Biren and someone told you there were shamble-men in the woods, would you believe them?\" My father shook his head. \"What if two people told you?\" Another shake. Ben leaned forward on his stump. \"What if a dozen people told you, with perfect earnestness, that shamble-men were out in the fields, eating-\" \"Of course I wouldn't believe them,\" my father said, irritated. \"It's ridiculous.\" \"Of course it is,\" Ben agreed, raising a finger. \"But the real question is this: Would you go into the woods?",
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