--- title: "14 Stuff Quotes By Louis C. K" description: "14 Stuff quotes by Louis C. K. Plus more from Louis C. K and more Stuff sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/06b/louis-c-k-1150_cameras_cars-and-cameras-are-the-two-things-i-le_465678.png" --- > [Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/cars-and-cameras-are-the-two-things-i-let-myself-be-materialistic/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/06b/louis-c-k-1150_cameras_cars-and-cameras-are-the-two-things-i-le_465678.png) > [I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-like-being-full-every-day-with-stuff-that-i-have-to-do/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d29/louis-c-k-1150_being_i-like-being-full-every-day-with-stuff-t_824474.png) > [There's nothing that beats proving you're funny by making a funny thing, and right now there are huge outlets for that, with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/there-s-nothing-that-beats-proving-you-re-funny-by-making-a-funny/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b80/louis-c-k-1150_beats_there-s-nothing-that-beats-proving-you-r_2149126.png) > [We have white people problems in America. You know what that is? That's when your life is amazing, so you just make…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/we-have-white-people-problems-in-america-you-know-what-that-is-that-s/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/589/louis-c-k-1150_america_we-have-white-people-problems-in-america_1734775.png) > [Black people have slavery. And white people have our own thing-stuff we went though that hurt us that we have to cope…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/black-people-have-slavery-and-white-people-have-our-own-thing-stuff/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2f5/louis-c-k-1150_black_black-people-have-slavery-and-white-peop_1636993.png) > [I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-grew-up-watching-all-these-crazy-movies-european-movies-and-stuff/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/911/louis-c-k-1150_always_i-grew-up-watching-all-these-crazy-movie_2087421.png) > [I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-wish-i-could-know-everything-ever-like-that-would-be-my-wish-that-s/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f25/louis-c-k-1150_everything_i-wish-i-could-know-everything-ever-like_2998417.png) > [Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/most-americans-have-so-much-crap-that-you-could-lose-most-of-it-and/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c1/louis-c-k-1150_americans_most-americans-have-so-much-crap-that-yo_565012.png) > [I'm close to my audience. I think I have more tools in my box than other guys who might try it. Also,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-m-close-to-my-audience-i-think-i-have-more-tools-in-my-box-than/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/267/louis-c-k-1150_adept_i-m-close-to-my-audience-i-think-i-have_944209.jpg) > [When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/when-two-kids-are-being-completely-berserk-and-they-re-naked-and/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e13/louis-c-k-1150_because-i-can_when-two-kids-are-being-completely-berse_2974992.png) > [To me, there's a huge difference between criticism and reviewing. I really love reading good criticism of television and film. To me,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/to-me-there-s-a-huge-difference-between-criticism-and-reviewing-i/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/908/louis-c-k-1150_compare_to-me-there-s-a-huge-difference-between_1968116.jpg) > [It’s been a very old thing for people to gather together and laugh at stuff. The first comedian in America really was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/it-s-been-a-very-old-thing-for-people-to-gather-together-and-laugh-at/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/80e/louis-c-k-1150_abraham_it-s-been-a-very-old-thing-for-people-to_373374.png) > [Bill Gates has 90 billion dollars ... If I had 90 billion dollars, I wouldn't have it for long because I would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/bill-gates-has-90-billion-dollars-if-i-had-90-billion-dollars-i/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0f5/louis-c-k-1150_baseball_bill-gates-has-90-billion-dollars-if-i-h_2115846.jpg) > [There's people that say “It's not fair You have all that stuff.” I wasn't born with it. It was a horrible process…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/there-s-people-that-say-it-s-not-fair-you-have-all-that-stuff-i-wasn/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3ae/louis-c-k-1150_able_there-s-people-that-say-it-s-not-fair-yo_688479.png) ## Other authors on Stuff ## More by Louis C. K > [Technically, I've learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/technically-i-ve-learned-that-having-good-legs-and-wind-is-good-for/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-think-i-m-past-any-window-where-i-m-suddenly-going-to-become/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [I can feel how an audience is reacting when I'm on a stage, but when you are on stage, your perception is distorted. That's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-can-feel-how-an-audience-is-reacting-when-i-m-on-a-stage-but-when/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [“You need to develop the ability to just be yourself and not be doing something, that's what the phones are taking away. The ability…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/you-need-to-develop-the-ability-to-just-be-yourself-and-not-be-doing/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-know-what-it-s-like-to-have-a-bunch-of-material-that-s-working-that/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-just-love-learning-i-think-learning-is-how-you-live-the-verb-of-my/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/there-s-been-a-lot-of-simple-vilification-of-right-wing-people-it-s/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [“A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane and ill-advised, and the whole species' existence counts on them doing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/a-woman-saying-yes-to-a-date-with-a-man-is-literally-insane-and-ill/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [When your kid is being selfish or greedy and you want to help them not be that way, you have to find a way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/when-your-kid-is-being-selfish-or-greedy-and-you-want-to-help-them/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [You have to be really tenacious. You have to keep at it. There are many roads to get there. If you can get yourself…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/you-have-to-be-really-tenacious-you-have-to-keep-at-it-there-are-many/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/when-i-take-my-kids-out-for-dinner-or-lunch-people-smile-at-us/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-d-love-to-have-a-shitty-job-i-couldn-t-hold-any-down-standup-was/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [There's no way you ask Sean Penn a question and then, you're gonna be HUGE !](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/there-s-no-way-you-ask-sean-penn-a-question-and-then-you-re-gonna-be/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [If you had a jetpack you'd be like I have the shittiest jetpack. Who's your service provider on your jetpack? Did they make the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/if-you-had-a-jetpack-you-d-be-like-i-have-the-shittiest-jetpack-who-s/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-spend-enough-time-onscreen-looking-hangdog-and-depressed/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/stuff/louis-c-k/#itemlist", "name": "14 Stuff Quotes By Louis C. K", "numberOfItems": 14, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. 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