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> [“I want to roll my eyes, but I'm pretty soon they're going to get stuck in the back of my head, and penis puns are really not worth my permanent facial damage.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-morrill/i-want-to-roll-my-eyes-but-i-m-pretty-soon-they-re-going-to-get-stuck/)

[Lauren Morrill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-morrill/)

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## More by Lauren Morrill

> [“The Czech Republic. Czechoslovakia hasn't existed for almost twenty years. So unless her parents are visiting 1992, they're in the Czech Republic.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-morrill/the-czech-republic-czechoslovakia-hasn-t-existed-for-almost-twenty/)

[Lauren Morrill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-morrill/)

> [“Add children to the list of things I hate.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-morrill/add-children-to-the-list-of-things-i-hate/)

[Lauren Morrill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-morrill/)

> [“Someone once told me love isn’t perfect—or predictable.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-morrill/someone-once-told-me-love-isn-t-perfect-or-predictable/)

[Lauren Morrill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-morrill/)

> [“I sit, but I'm still stiff as a board. My hands are clenched tight, as if I'm holding my tears in my palms and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-morrill/i-sit-but-i-m-still-stiff-as-a-board-my-hands-are-clenched-tight-as/)

[Lauren Morrill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-morrill/)

> [“But while you’re sitting around pining and waiting and wondering and hoping that this perfect love happens, lots of guys and lots of dates…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-morrill/but-while-you-re-sitting-around-pining-and-waiting-and-wondering-and/)

[Lauren Morrill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-morrill/)

> [“Or maybe Jason's right: there are perfect people, many of them, and it's up to you to grab one when you find each other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-morrill/or-maybe-jason-s-right-there-are-perfect-people-many-of-them-and-it-s/)

[Lauren Morrill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-morrill/)

> [“As he says it, I feel almost like I’m receding, or as though he’s receding; everything is blowing away around me, and suddenly, even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-morrill/as-he-says-it-i-feel-almost-like-i-m-receding-or-as-though-he-s/)

[Lauren Morrill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-morrill/)

> [“... Paris was a city of love for unimaginative folks.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-morrill/paris-was-a-city-of-love-for-unimaginative-folks/)

[Lauren Morrill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-morrill/)

> [“I need to experience books, not just read them.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-morrill/i-need-to-experience-books-not-just-read-them/)

[Lauren Morrill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-morrill/)

> [“I was just hoping that you'd realize that guys like me, go with girls like you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-morrill/i-was-just-hoping-that-you-d-realize-that-guys-like-me-go-with-girls/)

[Lauren Morrill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-morrill/)

> [“When all along... well, what I was hoping you'd realize...' 'My mystery guy was you,' I finish in a whisper. 'Well, yeah,' he says.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-morrill/when-all-along-well-what-i-was-hoping-you-d-realize-my-mystery-guy/)

[Lauren Morrill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-morrill/)

> [“It's huge!" "That's what she said!" Cue riotous laughter as our bus rumbles past Big Ben. I want to roll my eyes, but I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-morrill/it-s-huge-that-s-what-she-said-cue-riotous-laughter-as-our-bus/)

[Lauren Morrill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-morrill/)

> [“Now, I normally do not like it when people sing near me, much less at me. I don't care if they're good, bad, or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-morrill/now-i-normally-do-not-like-it-when-people-sing-near-me-much-less-at/)

[Lauren Morrill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-morrill/)

> [“But things work out, you know? Even if it doesn't feel okay for a long time, or even if it feels lke things will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-morrill/but-things-work-out-you-know-even-if-it-doesn-t-feel-okay-for-a-long/)

[Lauren Morrill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-morrill/)

> [“they do have these things called bookstores there. I've heard tell that if you give them money, they let you leave with a book.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-morrill/they-do-have-these-things-called-bookstores-there-i-ve-heard-tell/)

[Lauren Morrill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-morrill/)

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