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> [The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bob-briggs/the-best-ally-you-can-have-in-breaking-up-a-street-fight-is-a/)

[Joe Bob Briggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bob-briggs/)

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## More by Joe Bob Briggs

> [If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it omance and adventure.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bob-briggs/if-you-hate-what-you-re-seeing-you-call-it-sex-and-violence-if-you/)

[Joe Bob Briggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bob-briggs/)

> [They'll give you an Oscar if they think you're about to drop dead. The problem with The Oscars is, the average age of The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bob-briggs/they-ll-give-you-an-oscar-if-they-think-you-re-about-to-drop-dead-the/)

[Joe Bob Briggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bob-briggs/)

> [Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bob-briggs/discourse-is-fleeting-but-junk-mail-is-forever/)

[Joe Bob Briggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bob-briggs/)

> [I hate The Oscars. The Oscars make me want to throw things at the TV. In the ancient history of The Oscars, people would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bob-briggs/i-hate-the-oscars-the-oscars-make-me-want-to-throw-things-at-the-tv/)

[Joe Bob Briggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bob-briggs/)

> [I love Martin Scorsese, but there's another indication of what The Oscars are all about. They've ignored Martin Scorsese for going on 35 years…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bob-briggs/i-love-martin-scorsese-but-there-s-another-indication-of-what-the/)

[Joe Bob Briggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bob-briggs/)

> [You're not a real Texan till you've been kicked out of every decent state in America.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bob-briggs/you-re-not-a-real-texan-till-you-ve-been-kicked-out-of-every-decent/)

[Joe Bob Briggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bob-briggs/)

> [The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bob-briggs/the-best-ally-you-can-have-in-breaking-up-a-street-fight-is-a/)

[Joe Bob Briggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bob-briggs/)

> [I always remind people why The Oscars got started in 1928: It was an effort by the studios to suppress the unions. They started…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bob-briggs/i-always-remind-people-why-the-oscars-got-started-in-1928-it-was-an/)

[Joe Bob Briggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bob-briggs/)

> [There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bob-briggs/there-is-no-post-9-11-everything-from-now-until-the-end-of-time-is/)

[Joe Bob Briggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bob-briggs/)

> [Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bob-briggs/everything-changed-in-bosnia-when-general-wesley-clark-proved-that/)

[Joe Bob Briggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bob-briggs/)

> [Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bob-briggs/almost-every-venerable-tradition-at-a-men-s-club-starts-out-as-a-joke/)

[Joe Bob Briggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bob-briggs/)

> [In other words, New York has gone all suburban and bourgeois on us.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bob-briggs/in-other-words-new-york-has-gone-all-suburban-and-bourgeois-on-us/)

[Joe Bob Briggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bob-briggs/)

> [It's not a crime to get drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bob-briggs/it-s-not-a-crime-to-get-drunk/)

[Joe Bob Briggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bob-briggs/)

> [The movies that are honored at The Oscars are always a certain type: Old-fashioned. It's a bunch of well-made, old-fashioned movies that support our…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bob-briggs/the-movies-that-are-honored-at-the-oscars-are-always-a-certain-type/)

[Joe Bob Briggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bob-briggs/)

> [“I went to school in Hooks, Texas, where most people can't even read the name stitched over their own pocket.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bob-briggs/i-went-to-school-in-hooks-texas-where-most-people-can-t-even-read-the/)

[Joe Bob Briggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bob-briggs/)

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