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title: "65 Straight Men Quotes by 56 authors"
description: "Browse 65 Straight Men quotes by 56 authors. Discover the best Straight Men sayings and thoughts."
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> [“None of them are wholesome. There are straight men, and there are gay men, but there are no wholesome men.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wendy-wunder/none-of-them-are-wholesome-there-are-straight-men-and-there-are-gay/)

[Wendy Wunder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wendy-wunder/)

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> [“Everyone had a crush on Tyler Henderson. Women, gay men, straight men, more perceptive animals...”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eve-dangerfield/everyone-had-a-crush-on-tyler-henderson-women-gay-men-straight-men/)

[Eve Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eve-dangerfield/)

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> [I think it's really important to acknowledge that gay men and straight men can be friends.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/courtney-act/i-think-it-s-really-important-to-acknowledge-that-gay-men-and/)

[Courtney Act](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/courtney-act/)

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> [May you someday have the same right as straight men to subject a spouse to humiliating sex scandals.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/may-you-someday-have-the-same-right-as-straight-men-to-subject-a/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Politicians come in three varieties: straight men, fixers, and maddies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-keating/politicians-come-in-three-varieties-straight-men-fixers-and-maddies/)

[Paul Keating](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-keating/)

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> [The gay community has a strength and identity that has been lost by dispossessed, guilt-ridden, straight men.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-herring/the-gay-community-has-a-strength-and-identity-that-has-been-lost-by/)

[Richard Herring](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-herring/)

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> [Straight men need to be emasculated… Every straight guy should have a man's tongue in his mouth at least once.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/madonna-ciccone/straight-men-need-to-be-emasculated-every-straight-guy-should-have-a/)

[Madonna Ciccone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/madonna-ciccone/)

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> [Most women complain that there are no single, straight men left. I’d just like to meet one who’s human.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurell-k-hamilton/most-women-complain-that-there-are-no-single-straight-men-left-i-d/)

[Laurell K. Hamilton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurell-k-hamilton/)

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> [We need more Black, cisgender straight men to be willing to come out and say: 'I stand with Black trans people.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-the-drag-queen/we-need-more-black-cisgender-straight-men-to-be-willing-to-come-out/)

[Bob the Drag Queen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-the-drag-queen/)

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> [I just absolutely go for it when somebody says, "No, you can't have this." That's why I spent my entire life sucking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/duncan-roy/i-just-absolutely-go-for-it-when-somebody-says-no-you-can-t-have-this/)

[Duncan Roy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/duncan-roy/)

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> [I have a big problem with cis straight men. I'm sort of discriminatory against them and it's going to take work for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-dorfman/i-have-a-big-problem-with-cis-straight-men-i-m-sort-of-discriminatory/)

[Tommy Dorfman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-dorfman/)

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> [I'm sure straight men feel all kinds of things about it, but in general, I feel like because they have always been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/celine-song/i-m-sure-straight-men-feel-all-kinds-of-things-about-it-but-in/)

[Celine Song](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/celine-song/)

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> [Straight men who visit prostitutes are valiantly striving to keep sex free from emotion, duty, family--in other words, from society, religion, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/camille-paglia/straight-men-who-visit-prostitutes-are-valiantly-striving-to-keep-sex/)

[Camille Paglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/camille-paglia/)

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> [I always say that MTV cribs is what brought straight men into the fashion world. Once they sort of saw sports guys…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-wooster/i-always-say-that-mtv-cribs-is-what-brought-straight-men-into-the/)

[Nick Wooster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-wooster/)

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> [“No doubt two straight men couldn’t easily fit in it together let alone maneuver around each other. Gay men had all sorts…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gina-a-rogers/no-doubt-two-straight-men-couldn-t-easily-fit-in-it-together-let/)

[Gina A. Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gina-a-rogers/)

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> [Straight men need to be emasculated. I'm sorry. They all need to be slapped around. Women have been kept down for too…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/madonna/straight-men-need-to-be-emasculated-i-m-sorry-they-all-need-to-be/)

[Madonna](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/madonna/)

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> [Of all sports, football seems to be the most sanctioned homosocial opportunity for straight men to be with each other, pat butts,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kate-clinton/of-all-sports-football-seems-to-be-the-most-sanctioned-homosocial/)

[Kate Clinton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kate-clinton/)

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> [“Straight men will insult and assault and beat and kill gay men because they are terrified. Because masculinity is the foundation they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-j-miller/straight-men-will-insult-and-assault-and-beat-and-kill-gay-men/)

[Sam J. Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-j-miller/)

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> [Unlike straight men, who have the luxury of being slobs because women usually expect them to be, gay men - whether preppies,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lance-loud/unlike-straight-men-who-have-the-luxury-of-being-slobs-because-women/)

[Lance Loud](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lance-loud/)

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> [I enjoy my relationship with straight men. It's very nurturing. It's very validating to hang out with straight guys and be accepted.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kyan-douglas/i-enjoy-my-relationship-with-straight-men-it-s-very-nurturing-it-s/)

[Kyan Douglas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kyan-douglas/)

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> [If I were straight and I were trying to seduce a woman, I could do it just by standing up at the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-ford/if-i-were-straight-and-i-were-trying-to-seduce-a-woman-i-could-do-it/)

[Tom Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-ford/)

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> [Early gay novels such as 'Giovanni's Room' and 'The City and the Pillar' were not nearly as important to me as Isherwood's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edmund-white/early-gay-novels-such-as-giovanni-s-room-and-the-city-and-the-pillar/)

[Edmund White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edmund-white/)

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> [“We're so busy defining ourselves as gay men and straight men, we forget we share a whole word in common. We are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edmond-manning/we-re-so-busy-defining-ourselves-as-gay-men-and-straight-men-we/)

[Edmond Manning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edmond-manning/)

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> [First, it was a big deal for girls to dress more like guys. Then it was a big deal for straight men…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jinkx-monsoon/first-it-was-a-big-deal-for-girls-to-dress-more-like-guys-then-it-was/)

[Jinkx Monsoon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jinkx-monsoon/)

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> [Heterosexual women ask questions that are a lot to do with what I did to my body and what that was like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-weigert/heterosexual-women-ask-questions-that-are-a-lot-to-do-with-what-i-did/)

[Robin Weigert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-weigert/)

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> [“There on the dune, beside the table, one of the camel boys has his arm around the other, and they sit there…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-sean-greer/there-on-the-dune-beside-the-table-one-of-the-camel-boys-has-his-arm/)

[Andrew Sean Greer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-sean-greer/)

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> [In politics, the definition of a real man is different from, I would say, outside Washington or outside the establishment. I don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rush-limbaugh/in-politics-the-definition-of-a-real-man-is-different-from-i-would/)

[Rush Limbaugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rush-limbaugh/)

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> [Let me just say this: I'm not a lot of straight men's cup of tea.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/megan-stalter/let-me-just-say-this-i-m-not-a-lot-of-straight-men-s-cup-of-tea/)

[Megan Stalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/megan-stalter/)

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> [I'm so sick of straight men in boardshorts. It couldn't be more unattractive.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tan-france/i-m-so-sick-of-straight-men-in-boardshorts-it-couldn-t-be-more/)

[Tan France](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tan-france/)

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> [Proclaiming a sexual preference is something that straight men never really have to bother with.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lance-loud/proclaiming-a-sexual-preference-is-something-that-straight-men-never/)

[Lance Loud](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lance-loud/)

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> [It seems a lot of straight men need a word coach or a lawyer when it comes to discussing 'Sex and the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-patrick-king/it-seems-a-lot-of-straight-men-need-a-word-coach-or-a-lawyer-when-it/)

[Michael Patrick King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-patrick-king/)

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> [“This isn’t Tumblr, Juliet, straight men do exist here.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cale-dietrich/this-isn-t-tumblr-juliet-straight-men-do-exist-here/)

[Cale Dietrich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cale-dietrich/)

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> [I have a harder time connecting with straight men, but there are certain men that I do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/megan-stalter/i-have-a-harder-time-connecting-with-straight-men-but-there-are/)

[Megan Stalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/megan-stalter/)

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> [I'm recognizable in certain circles, like girls know me, couples know me. But not all straight men know me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patti-stanger/i-m-recognizable-in-certain-circles-like-girls-know-me-couples-know/)

[Patti Stanger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patti-stanger/)

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> [Seriously, why don't straight men have bodies like this?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hobbes/seriously-why-don-t-straight-men-have-bodies-like-this/)

[Miranda Hobbes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hobbes/)

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> [I have actually been very fortunate that I've met a lot of really wonderful straight men in my life - and a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danielle-fishel/i-have-actually-been-very-fortunate-that-i-ve-met-a-lot-of-really/)

[Danielle Fishel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danielle-fishel/)

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> [“Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/augusten-burroughs/not-all-gay-men-send-me-penis-pictures-but-no-straight-men-do-and-to/)

[Augusten Burroughs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/augusten-burroughs/)

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> [“Straight men aren't my thing. I could never understand the gay fascination with straight men. They are not known for their fine…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-cooper/straight-men-aren-t-my-thing-i-could-never-understand-the-gay/)

[Steven Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-cooper/)

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> [Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-norton/straight-men-just-can-t-imagine-the-bliss-of-being-in-a-relationship/)

[Graham Norton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-norton/)

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> [Policing was developed, created, and implemented for the elite, and - in the case of the United States - the elites were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patrisse-cullors/policing-was-developed-created-and-implemented-for-the-elite-and-in/)

[Patrisse Cullors](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patrisse-cullors/)

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                        "text": "Heterosexual women ask questions that are a lot to do with what I did to my body and what that was like to lose all that weight and so on. To me it just reveals that that's a preoccupation of theirs. Or gay women have been really keen on knowing how I felt about playing a gay character and have often wanted to talk about their own experiences with children. Straight men have often shown some sense of relief, that they get to experience the philanderer as a woman and not have to judge her in the same way. That's fascinating to me.",
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                        "text": "“There on the dune, beside the table, one of the camel boys has his arm around the other, and they sit there like that as they watch the sun. The dunes are turning the same shades of adobe and aqua as the buildings of Marrakech. Two boys, arms around each other. To Less, it seems so foreign. It makes him sad. In his world, he never sees straight men doing this. Just as a gay couple cannot walk hand in hand down the streets of Marrakech, he thinks, two men, best friends, cannot walk hand in hand down the streets of Chicago. They cannot sit on a dune like these teenagers and watch a sunset in each other’s embrace. This Tom Sawyer love for Huck Finn.”",
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                        "text": "In politics, the definition of a real man is different from, I would say, outside Washington or outside the establishment. I don't think that's even arguable. But human nature is what it is, and men (straight men) want women. And it's always a challenge. It's never a piece of cake. You're rejected. You know Woody Allen? One funny thing he really said. Somebody said, \"Woody, what has success meant?\" He said, \"It means being rejected by a higher class of woman.\" Life is filled with rejection. Men - nobody - women, they don't like rejection.",
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