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> [Other kids would take their parents to the toy store and I'd take my mom to the record store.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daron-malakian/other-kids-would-take-their-parents-to-the-toy-store-and-i-d-take-my/)

[Daron Malakian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daron-malakian/)

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## More by Daron Malakian

> [I like to watch retarded people have sex, am I alone?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daron-malakian/i-like-to-watch-retarded-people-have-sex-am-i-alone/)

[Daron Malakian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daron-malakian/)

> [Masturbation is good for the right arm.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daron-malakian/masturbation-is-good-for-the-right-arm/)

[Daron Malakian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daron-malakian/)

> [But love is just as important as politics to me. They both exist in the world, you know? And if you dont reflect the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daron-malakian/but-love-is-just-as-important-as-politics-to-me-they-both-exist-in/)

[Daron Malakian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daron-malakian/)

> [Masturbation is great for the right arm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daron-malakian/masturbation-is-great-for-the-right-arm/)

[Daron Malakian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daron-malakian/)

> [I would expect another Scars album before another System album.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daron-malakian/i-would-expect-another-scars-album-before-another-system-album/)

[Daron Malakian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daron-malakian/)

> [It's important not to take yourself too seriously, ... and I think sometimes people take us a lot more seriously than we take ourselves,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daron-malakian/it-s-important-not-to-take-yourself-too-seriously-and-i-think/)

[Daron Malakian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daron-malakian/)

> [Other kids would take their parents to the toy store and I'd take my mom to the record store.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daron-malakian/other-kids-would-take-their-parents-to-the-toy-store-and-i-d-take-my/)

[Daron Malakian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daron-malakian/)

> [Why don't presidents fight the war? - Why do they always send the poor?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daron-malakian/why-don-t-presidents-fight-the-war-why-do-they-always-send-the-poor/)

[Daron Malakian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daron-malakian/)

> [Back in the day, when the emperor or the king or whatever waged war, they went to war, too. But that's been lost in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daron-malakian/back-in-the-day-when-the-emperor-or-the-king-or-whatever-waged-war/)

[Daron Malakian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daron-malakian/)

> [Superman told me... that we needed to make a double... type of record... and so I answered: 'Okay, Superman. We will make... a double…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daron-malakian/superman-told-me-that-we-needed-to-make-a-double-type-of-record-and/)

[Daron Malakian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daron-malakian/)

> [Does it bother me that some people are burning their own System CDs and taking money out of my pocket? Not really. This has…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daron-malakian/does-it-bother-me-that-some-people-are-burning-their-own-system-cds/)

[Daron Malakian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daron-malakian/)

> [Why don't presidents fight the war?/ Why do they always send the poor? ... B.Y.O.B. (Bring Your Own Bombs).](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daron-malakian/why-don-t-presidents-fight-the-war-why-do-they-always-send-the-poor-b/)

[Daron Malakian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daron-malakian/)

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