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title: "2 Stop Speeding Quotes by 2 authors"
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> [“A brick could be used to stop a train. But I’ve got a better way to stop a speeding train. Stand firmly on the tracks, stare down the oncoming train, and boldly whisper, “Stop” as you hold out a stiff…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-brick-could-be-used-to-stop-a-train-but-i-ve-got-a-better-way-to/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da1/jarod-kintz-2_better-way_a-brick-could-be-used-to-stop-a-train-bu_3039442.jpg)

> [I figured, let me just cut myself off from everybody, take a minute and pull a Flintstone, stop a speeding car by using my bare feet as brakes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/i-figured-let-me-just-cut-myself-off-from-everybody-take-a-minute-and/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9d3/dave-chappelle-2477_bare-feet_i-figured-let-me-just-cut-myself-off-fro_3071984.png)

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