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title: "2 Stop Pissing Quotes by 2 authors"
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> [I dont need anger management.I need people to stop pissing me off.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ewshycrazyness/i-dont-need-anger-management-i-need-people-to-stop-pissing-me-off/)

[EwshyCrazyness](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ewshycrazyness/)

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> [“We are like a bunch of dogs squirting on fire hydrants. We poison the groundwater with our toxic piss, marking everything MINE in a ridiculous attempt to survive our deaths. I can't stop pissing on fire hydrants. I know it's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/we-are-like-a-bunch-of-dogs-squirting-on-fire-hydrants-we-poison-the-2/)

[John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/)

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