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title: "108 Stools Quotes by 101 authors"
description: "Browse 108 Stools quotes by 101 authors. Discover the best Stools sayings and thoughts."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/60f/francois-rabelais-2038_decision_between-two-stools-one-sits-on-the-groun_2446042.png"
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> [Between two stools one sits on the ground.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/francois-rabelais/between-two-stools-one-sits-on-the-ground/)

[Francois Rabelais](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/francois-rabelais/)

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> [Savor the throne, but don't mind the stool.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-winwood/savor-the-throne-but-don-t-mind-the-stool/)

[Steve Winwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-winwood/)

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> [Even at my lowest I was sittin on my high stool.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-budden/even-at-my-lowest-i-was-sittin-on-my-high-stool/)

[Joe Budden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-budden/)

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> [“The best poops clean wipe!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-magee/the-best-poops-clean-wipe/)

[Steven Magee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-magee/)

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> [I own motorized bar stools.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmie-johnson/i-own-motorized-bar-stools/)

[Jimmie Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmie-johnson/)

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> [To go where the King goes afoot (i.e. to the stool).](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-herbert/to-go-where-the-king-goes-afoot-i-e-to-the-stool/)

[George Herbert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-herbert/)

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> [When there's a piano to be moved, don't reach for the stool.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-jackson-brown-jr/when-there-s-a-piano-to-be-moved-don-t-reach-for-the-stool/)

[H. Jackson Brown, Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-jackson-brown-jr/)

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> [America is a constipated nation… If you pass small stools, you have to have large hospitals.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/denis-parsons-burkitt/america-is-a-constipated-nation-if-you-pass-small-stools-you-have-to/)

[Denis Parsons Burkitt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/denis-parsons-burkitt/)

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> [I carry around a little stool to stand on when people want a picture with their cellular phones.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/isabel-allende/i-carry-around-a-little-stool-to-stand-on-when-people-want-a-picture/)

[Isabel Allende](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/isabel-allende/)

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> [Physical fitness is a three-legged stool: strength, aerobic capacity, and flexibility.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-fonda/physical-fitness-is-a-three-legged-stool-strength-aerobic-capacity/)

[Jane Fonda](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-fonda/)

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> [I like to think of climate action as a three-legged stool.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-titley/i-like-to-think-of-climate-action-as-a-three-legged-stool/)

[David Titley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-titley/)

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> [Catharsis comes from the ancient Greek word...which literally translated means 'to pass a hard stool'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-sandlin/catharsis-comes-from-the-ancient-greek-word-which-literally/)

[Tim Sandlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-sandlin/)

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> [I sat at a bar having a beer trying to hold down the stool.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/waylon-jennings/i-sat-at-a-bar-having-a-beer-trying-to-hold-down-the-stool/)

[Waylon Jennings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/waylon-jennings/)

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> [Sometimes we feel we straddle two cultures; at other times, that we fall between two stools.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/salman-rushdie/sometimes-we-feel-we-straddle-two-cultures-at-other-times-that-we/)

[Salman Rushdie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/salman-rushdie/)

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> [I wish my daughters would box. I'm so worried about the guys coming up to them. I would love them to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sylvester-stallone/i-wish-my-daughters-would-box-i-m-so-worried-about-the-guys-coming-up/)

[Sylvester Stallone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sylvester-stallone/)

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> [To try to cure unemployment by inflation rather than by adjustment of specific wage-rates is like trying to adjust the piano to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-hazlitt/to-try-to-cure-unemployment-by-inflation-rather-than-by-adjustment-of/)

[Henry Hazlitt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-hazlitt/)

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> [Having the world's best idea will do you no good unless you act on it. People who want milk shouldn't sit on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/curtis-grant/having-the-world-s-best-idea-will-do-you-no-good-unless-you-act-on-it-2/)

[Curtis Grant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/curtis-grant/)

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> [I play the piano passionately and inaccurately. Indeed, I worked out the other day that of my seventy-five years; I have spent…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-golding/i-play-the-piano-passionately-and-inaccurately-indeed-i-worked-out/)

[William Golding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-golding/)

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> [Financial security and independence are like a three-legged stool resting on savings, insurance and investments](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-tracy/financial-security-and-independence-are-like-a-three-legged-stool/)

[Brian Tracy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-tracy/)

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> [You've got to stand as you exist. You can change the height of the podium to accommodate your height, but you cannot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rush-limbaugh/you-ve-got-to-stand-as-you-exist-you-can-change-the-height-of-the/)

[Rush Limbaugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rush-limbaugh/)

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> [A balanced life is like a three legged stool. Each leg - nutrition, fitness and wellness- is necessary and supports the other.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellie-krieger/a-balanced-life-is-like-a-three-legged-stool-each-leg-nutrition/)

[Ellie Krieger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellie-krieger/)

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> [Retirement security is often compared to a three-legged stool supported by Social Security, employer-provided pension funds, and private savings.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sander-levin/retirement-security-is-often-compared-to-a-three-legged-stool/)

[Sander Levin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sander-levin/)

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> [But what is quackery? It is commonly an attempt to cure the diseases of a man by addressing his body alone. There…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-david-thoreau/but-what-is-quackery-it-is-commonly-an-attempt-to-cure-the-diseases/)

[Henry David Thoreau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-david-thoreau/)

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> [Vee is my un-twin. She's green-eyed, milky blond, and a few pounds over curvy. I'm a smoky-eyed brunette with volumes of curly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/becca-fitzpatrick/vee-is-my-un-twin-she-s-green-eyed-milky-blond-and-a-few-pounds-over/)

[Becca Fitzpatrick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/becca-fitzpatrick/)

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> [I left school at 16 and my mother got me a job as a trainee wine taster. But one day I followed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/malcolm-mclaren/i-left-school-at-16-and-my-mother-got-me-a-job-as-a-trainee-wine/)

[Malcolm Mclaren](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/malcolm-mclaren/)

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> [Orma moved a pile of books off a stool for me but seated himself directly on another stack. This habit of his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hartman/orma-moved-a-pile-of-books-off-a-stool-for-me-but-seated-himself/)

[Rachel Hartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hartman/)

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> [So that day, in music assembly, the teacher asked who knew the valley song. Your hand shot right up in the air.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/suzanne-collins/so-that-day-in-music-assembly-the-teacher-asked-who-knew-the-valley/)

[Suzanne Collins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/suzanne-collins/)

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> [Hope is one leg of a three-legged stool, together with faith and charity. These three stabilize our lives regardless of the rough…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dieter-f-uchtdorf/hope-is-one-leg-of-a-three-legged-stool-together-with-faith-and/)

[Dieter F. Uchtdorf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dieter-f-uchtdorf/)

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> [For the best part of my childhood I visited the local library three or four times a week, hunching in the stacks…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-nicholls/for-the-best-part-of-my-childhood-i-visited-the-local-library-three/)

[David Nicholls](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-nicholls/)

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> [Good Evening , Sir John. I hope that you will accept a little gift from me.' I should be honored, Your Majesty.'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philippa-gregory/good-evening-sir-john-i-hope-that-you-will-accept-a-little-gift-from/)

[Philippa Gregory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philippa-gregory/)

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> [When I started playing music at East Tennessee State University I would sit on a stool with a tip jar in front…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kenny-chesney/when-i-started-playing-music-at-east-tennessee-state-university-i/)

[Kenny Chesney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kenny-chesney/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/378/kenny-chesney-2066_barbecue_when-i-started-playing-music-at-east-ten_298685.png)

> [ \[Kenny\] leaned back against the counter and studied the other man. “So Dex, how’s come you’re still alive to tell the tale?”… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/kenny-leaned-back-against-the-counter-and-studied-the-other-man-so/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

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> [... store of bees, in a dry and warme bee-house, comely made of fir boards, to sing, and sit, and feede upon…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-lawson/store-of-bees-in-a-dry-and-warme-bee-house-comely-made-of-fir-boards/)

[William Lawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-lawson/)

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> [Miracles are like candles lit up until the sun rises, and then blown out. Therefore, I am amused when I hear sects…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-ward-beecher/miracles-are-like-candles-lit-up-until-the-sun-rises-and-then-blown/)

[Henry Ward Beecher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-ward-beecher/)

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> [Seven years I worked at the Polish deli. It's a very slow deli. So I sat around a lot on my stool…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-mccarthy/seven-years-i-worked-at-the-polish-deli-it-s-a-very-slow-deli-so-i/)

[Jenny McCarthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-mccarthy/)

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> [Hail, high Excess especially in wine, To thee in worship do I bend the knee Who preach abstemiousness unto me My skull…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ambrose-bierce/hail-high-excess-especially-in-wine-to-thee-in-worship-do-i-bend-the/)

[Ambrose Bierce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ambrose-bierce/)

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> [Long fiction is wonderful and you can lose yourself in it as a reader and as a writer, but short stories don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/isobelle-carmody/long-fiction-is-wonderful-and-you-can-lose-yourself-in-it-as-a-reader/)

[Isobelle Carmody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/isobelle-carmody/)

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> [Are you okay?" she whispers, giggling. Me? Oh sure. You might have to carry me out of here, though." What happened?" I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-mcmann/are-you-okay-she-whispers-giggling-me-oh-sure-you-might-have-to-carry/)

[Lisa McMann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-mcmann/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/230/lisa-mcmann-4356_attention_are-you-okay-she-whispers-giggling-me-oh_2268679.jpg)

> [If you want milk, don't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in the hope that a cow will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-branson/if-you-want-milk-don-t-sit-on-a-stool-in-the-middle-of-a-field-in-the/)

[Richard Branson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-branson/)

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> [Hope is a leg of a 3-legged stool with Faith and Charity.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dieter-f-uchtdorf/hope-is-a-leg-of-a-3-legged-stool-with-faith-and-charity/)

[Dieter F. Uchtdorf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dieter-f-uchtdorf/)

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                        "text": "Good Evening , Sir John. I hope that you will accept a little gift from me.' I should be honored, Your Majesty.' I want to give you a little carved stool from my privy chambers. A pretty little piece from France. I hope you will like it.' I should be grateful.' It is for your daughter. For Jane. To sit on. She seems not to have a seat of her own but she must borrow mine.",
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                        "text": "When I started playing music at East Tennessee State University I would sit on a stool with a tip jar in front of me and play four hours a night at a college bar called Quarterback's Barbecue. I wasn't thinking about doing it for a living. I was just making enough money to go to Taco Bell every day. People were eating chips, drinking beer and not listening to me. I'd had three or four years of people ignoring me, and I'd kind of gotten used to it.",
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                        "text": "[Kenny] leaned back against the counter and studied the other man. “So Dex, how’s come you’re still alive to tell the tale?” Dexter wiped up a small coffee spill, the sat on the stool next to Torie. “All I’m prepared to say is that your sister and I slept together, and, since I compromised her, I intend to marry her.” Torie dropped her forehead and banged it three times against the countertop. “You are such a geek.” “Doesn’t sound like she’s too enthusiastic about it,” Kenny said.",
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                        "text": "... store of bees, in a dry and warme bee-house, comely made of fir boards, to sing, and sit, and feede upon your flowers and sprouts, make a pleasant noyse and sight. For cleanly and innocent bees, of all other things, love and become, and thrive in your orchard. If they thrive (as they must needs if your gardiner be skilfull, and love them: for they love their friends and hate none but their enemies) they will besides the pleasure, yeeld great profit, to pay him his wages; yea the increase of twenty stock of stools with other bees, will keep your orchard.",
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                        "text": "Miracles are like candles lit up until the sun rises, and then blown out. Therefore, I am amused when I hear sects and churches talk about having evidence of Divine authority because they have miracles. Miracles in our time are like candles in the street at midday. We do not want miracles. They are to teach men how to find out truths themselves; and after they have learned this, they no more need them than a well man needs a staff, or a grown-up child needs a walking-stool.",
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                        "text": "Hail, high Excess especially in wine, To thee in worship do I bend the knee Who preach abstemiousness unto me My skull thy pulpit, as my paunch thy shrine. Precept on precept, aye, and line on line, Could ne'er persuade so sweetly to agree With reason as thy touch, exact and free, Upon my forehead and along my spine. At thy command eschewing pleasure's cup, With the hot grape I warm no more my wit; When on thy stool of penitence I sit I'm quite converted, for I can't get up. Ungrateful he who afterward would falter To make new sacrifices at thine altar!",
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