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title: "146 Sticker Quotes by 127 authors"
description: "Browse 146 Sticker quotes by 127 authors. Discover the best Sticker sayings and thoughts."
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> [You don't put bumper stickers on a Bentley.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-kardashian/you-don-t-put-bumper-stickers-on-a-bentley/)

[Kim Kardashian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-kardashian/)

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> [There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-m-schulz/there-s-a-difference-between-a-philosophy-and-a-bumper-sticker/)

[Charles M. Schulz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-m-schulz/)

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> [I eat stickers all the time dude!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlie-day/i-eat-stickers-all-the-time-dude/)

[Charlie Day](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlie-day/)

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> [We were all hit with sticker shock: $87 billion is a huge number.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/we-were-all-hit-with-sticker-shock-87-billion-is-a-huge-number/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I wanna put stickers on turtles... I don't know why.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/i-wanna-put-stickers-on-turtles-i-don-t-know-why/)

[Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/)

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> [Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/yeah-but-what-happens-if-life-hands-me-pickles-bumper-sticker/)

[Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/)

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> [Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mason-cooley/good-places-for-aphorisms-in-fortune-cookies-on-bumper-stickers-and/)

[Mason Cooley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mason-cooley/)

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> [I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/i-love-children-but-i-don-t-think-i-can-eat-a-whole-one-bumper-sticker/)

[Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/)

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> [I still have a 15¢ sticker on the frame of my law degree. It's tainted, so I just leave it in the basement.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clarence-thomas/i-still-have-a-15-sticker-on-the-frame-of-my-law-degree-it-s-tainted/)

[Clarence Thomas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clarence-thomas/)

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> [Back in the '60s, there was a car sticker that read, 'Forget Oxfam, Feed Twiggy,' but I ate like a horse.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/twiggy/back-in-the-60s-there-was-a-car-sticker-that-read-forget-oxfam-feed/)

[Twiggy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/twiggy/)

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> [“I mean, how do you know if people are good for you or not? It's not like they come with an FDA…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-thomas-ford/i-mean-how-do-you-know-if-people-are-good-for-you-or-not-it-s-not/)

[Michael Thomas Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-thomas-ford/)

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> [ \[Jesus\] said that they will know we are Christians - not by our bumper stickers and T-shirts - but by our love. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shane-claiborne/jesus-said-that-they-will-know-we-are-christians-not-by-our-bumper/)

[Shane Claiborne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shane-claiborne/)

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> [I'm one of those goobers who comes out of the polling place actually wearing the 'I VOTED' sticker on my jacket.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-roach/i-m-one-of-those-goobers-who-comes-out-of-the-polling-place-actually/)

[Mary Roach](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mary-roach/)

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> [Together we will build an America where hope is a new job with a paycheck, not a faded word on an old…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitt-romney/together-we-will-build-an-america-where-hope-is-a-new-job-with-a/)

[Mitt Romney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitt-romney/)

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> [And yet we have brave men and women who are willing to step forward because they know what's at stake. They're willing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-santorum/and-yet-we-have-brave-men-and-women-who-are-willing-to-step-forward/)

[Rick Santorum](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-santorum/)

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> [I was making stickers for guys' bands. I was in the front row photographing bands, booking bands, doing all of the kind…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kathleen-hanna/i-was-making-stickers-for-guys-bands-i-was-in-the-front-row/)

[Kathleen Hanna](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kathleen-hanna/)

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> [We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-cross/we-should-just-get-somebody-from-the-left-and-the-right-and-they/)

[David Cross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-cross/)

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> [I had a bumper sticker on my car for a long time that said, "Kill your television." People helpfully pointed out that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-meyer/i-had-a-bumper-sticker-on-my-car-for-a-long-time-that-said-kill-your/)

[George Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-meyer/)

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> [I don't know what the universe is all about, but to me, nothing is gained by slapping a God sticker on it.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-meyer/i-don-t-know-what-the-universe-is-all-about-but-to-me-nothing-is/)

[George Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-meyer/)

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> [Here's a bumper sticker I'd like to see... 'We are the Proud Parents of a Child who has resisted his teacher's attempts…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/here-s-a-bumper-sticker-i-d-like-to-see-we-are-the-proud-parents-of-a/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [“The car bumper sticker for the discerning Sydney motorist, ‘Is it true, or did Alan Jones tell you?’, should be letter-boxed around…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerry-anne-walsh/the-car-bumper-sticker-for-the-discerning-sydney-motorist-is-it-true/)

[Kerry-Anne Walsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerry-anne-walsh/)

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> [There seems to be no stopping drug frenzy once it takes hold of a nation. What starts with an innocuous HUGS, NOT…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbara-ehrenreich/there-seems-to-be-no-stopping-drug-frenzy-once-it-takes-hold-of-a/)

[Barbara Ehrenreich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbara-ehrenreich/)

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> [We're being sold a brand new idea of patriotism. It never occurred to me that patriotism had to be advertised. Patriotism is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-shepard/we-re-being-sold-a-brand-new-idea-of-patriotism-it-never-occurred-to/)

[Sam Shepard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-shepard/)

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> [A popular bumper sticker post-9/11, and pretty faded these days, proclaims drivers of the cars to be 'Proud to be an American.'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hooman-majd/a-popular-bumper-sticker-post-9-11-and-pretty-faded-these-days/)

[Hooman Majd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hooman-majd/)

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> [ \[The kitchen\] was also messy--delightfully so, thought Jane--and it didn't look as though lots of cooking went on there. There was a… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeanne-birdsall/the-kitchen-was-also-messy-delightfully-so-thought-jane-and-it-didn-t/)

[Jeanne Birdsall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeanne-birdsall/)

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> [I just read a book on how to get control of my time and therefore of my life. My time has always…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patrick-f-mcmanus/i-just-read-a-book-on-how-to-get-control-of-my-time-and-therefore-of/)

[Patrick F. McManus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patrick-f-mcmanus/)

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> [“November 4, 1987 Chicago I saw a bumper sticker the other day that read I LOVE KILLING COMMUNISTS. The word love was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-sedaris/november-4-1987-chicago-i-saw-a-bumper-sticker-the-other-day-that/)

[David Sedaris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-sedaris/)

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> [Sejal had not thought of her home, or of India as a whole, as cool. She was dimly aware, however, of a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-rex/sejal-had-not-thought-of-her-home-or-of-india-as-a-whole-as-cool-she/)

[Adam Rex](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-rex/)

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> [Bush and the corporate kleptocrats have stomped on too many people and left too many people out of the system, and those…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-hightower/bush-and-the-corporate-kleptocrats-have-stomped-on-too-many-people/)

[Jim Hightower](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-hightower/)

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> [ \[My father \] came home from World War II and he voted for \[Dwight\] Eisenhower. He was pretty thoughtful about those things,… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-sessions/my-father-came-home-from-world-war-ii-and-he-voted-for-dwight/)

[Jeff Sessions](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-sessions/)

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> [My colleague Senator John Ensign of Nevada told me a story that epitomizes the selfishness of our culture: When I was a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-santorum/my-colleague-senator-john-ensign-of-nevada-told-me-a-story-that/)

[Rick Santorum](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-santorum/)

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> [A Five year old kid,He sat with us(Jacqui,madison,menna,gabby,and i) at the lunch table,He was a teachers kid. He is very shy.He gave…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jazzy/a-five-year-old-kid-he-sat-with-us-jacqui-madison-menna-gabby-and-i/)

[Jazzy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jazzy/)

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> [I think happiness is a choice. I believe luck is your attitude. It sounds like a really annoying bumper sticker. But there…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drew-barrymore/i-think-happiness-is-a-choice-i-believe-luck-is-your-attitude-it/)

[Drew Barrymore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drew-barrymore/)

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> [However, displayed right alongside all the Confederate flag paraphernalia is a bunch of American flag merch – American flag place mats, patriotic…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-vowell/however-displayed-right-alongside-all-the-confederate-flag/)

[Sarah Vowell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-vowell/)

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> [I read with keen interest the words of a bumper sticker readily visible on the highly polished chrome bumper of a car…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-s-monson/i-read-with-keen-interest-the-words-of-a-bumper-sticker-readily/)

[Thomas S. Monson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-s-monson/)

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> [One has to live with the ignominy of a garish sticker slapped over one's face, proclaiming '?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-heseltine/one-has-to-live-with-the-ignominy-of-a-garish-sticker-slapped-over/)

[Michael Heseltine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-heseltine/)

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> [I like to do designs on the side of my face, or cut out foil stickers from the crafts store and put…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/khloe-kardashian/i-like-to-do-designs-on-the-side-of-my-face-or-cut-out-foil-stickers/)

[Khloe Kardashian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/khloe-kardashian/)

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> [When people ask me why I don't have a tattoo, I ask them why they never see a bumper sticker on a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/crapp/when-people-ask-me-why-i-don-t-have-a-tattoo-i-ask-them-why-they/)

[Crapp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/crapp/)

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> [When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/when-life-hands-you-lemons-say-lemons-what-else-have-you-got-bumper/)

[Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/)

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> [No, I don't autograph blank slips, checks, or stickers, and certainly no books without me in them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-l-chalker/no-i-don-t-autograph-blank-slips-checks-or-stickers-and-certainly-no/)

[Jack L. Chalker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-l-chalker/)

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## Top authors on Sticker

- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b007/author-darynda-jones-26963.jpg) Darynda Jones 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/sticker/darynda-jones/)

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                        "text": "Here's a bumper sticker I'd like to see... 'We are the Proud Parents of a Child who has resisted his teacher's attempts to bend him to the will of his corporate masters'.",
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                        "text": "“The car bumper sticker for the discerning Sydney motorist, ‘Is it true, or did Alan Jones tell you?’, should be letter-boxed around the country.”",
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                        "text": "There seems to be no stopping drug frenzy once it takes hold of a nation. What starts with an innocuous HUGS, NOT DRUGS bumper sticker soon leads to wild talk of shooting dealers and making urine tests a condition for employment -- anywhere.",
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                        "text": "We're being sold a brand new idea of patriotism. It never occurred to me that patriotism had to be advertised. Patriotism is something you deeply felt. You didn't have to wear it on your lapel or show it in your window or on a bumper sticker. That kind of patriotism does not appeal to me at all.",
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                        "text": "A popular bumper sticker post-9/11, and pretty faded these days, proclaims drivers of the cars to be 'Proud to be an American.' It really should say 'Lucky to be an American,' for I doubt very much that the drivers had much say in having been born here, and are not old enough to have participated in the drafting of the Constitution.",
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                        "text": "[The kitchen] was also messy--delightfully so, thought Jane--and it didn't look as though lots of cooking went on there. There was a laptop computer on the counter with duck stickers on it, the spice cabinet was full of Ben's toy trucks, and Jane couldn't spot a cookbook anywhere. This is the kitchen of a Thinker, she decided, and promised herself that she'd never bother with cooking, either.",
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                        "text": "I just read a book on how to get control of my time and therefore of my life. My time has always had a tendency to slip away from me and do as it pleases. My life follows it, like a puppy after an untrained bird dog. Come night, my life shows up, usually covered with mud and full of stickers, exhausted but grinning happily. My time never returns.",
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                        "text": "“November 4, 1987 Chicago I saw a bumper sticker the other day that read I LOVE KILLING COMMUNISTS. The word love was replaced by a heart shape I’m guessing they’ll put on the typewriter keyboard any day now, right beside the exclamation point. The bumper sticker was on a Ford Fairlane on Montrose Avenue.”",
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                        "text": "Sejal had not thought of her home, or of India as a whole, as cool. She was dimly aware, however, of a white Westerner habit of wearing other cultures like T-shirts—the sticker bindis on club kids, sindoor in the hair of an unmarried pop star, Hindi characters inked carelessly on tight tank tops and pale flesh. She knew Americans liked to flash a little Indian or Japanese or African. They were always looking for a little pepper to put in their dish.",
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                        "text": "Bush and the corporate kleptocrats have stomped on too many people and left too many people out of the system, and those people are now in rebellion. It's not just poor people they are holding down but the middle class, as well. I have a favorite bumper sticker I saw on a pickup truck last year in Austin. It said, \"Where are we going? And what am I doing in this hand basket?\"",
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                        "text": "[My father ] came home from World War II and he voted for [Dwight] Eisenhower. He was pretty thoughtful about those things, but never, as I said, ever campaigned for anybody. He let me put a [Barry] Goldwater sticker on his pickup truck, but he never put a bumper sticker on his car. We never had a yard sign or anything in our yards, never contributed to anybody's campaign.",
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                        "text": "My colleague Senator John Ensign of Nevada told me a story that epitomizes the selfishness of our culture: When I was a teenager, I had a sticker in my car with a picture of a bear scratching himself on the tree, and under it was the saying, 'If it feels good, do it!' That was the motto of the '60s and the '70s, and certainly it is the motto today. The image of the bear scratching himself highlights a view of human beings as animals, and that people should do what pleases them at the moment without a thought to the broader long-term consequences of their actions.",
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                        "text": "A Five year old kid,He sat with us(Jacqui,madison,menna,gabby,and i) at the lunch table,He was a teachers kid. He is very shy.He gave me a scared look,i looked at him and I said ''Do you want a sticker?!'' His eye grew bigger,and said with a smile,not in a shy way ''Yes!'' He had one sticker on his shirt already,I said''Pick out a sticker..'' He points and he left with about 6 stickers.He was there for about 10-15minutes. He was adorable! My friends begged for stickers,so I gave them some.and they drew on my face and arms. They were all happy(: Haha,That one thing that made my whole day is Kile (The little kid) He came in fear left with a smile(:",
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                        "text": "I think happiness is a choice. I believe luck is your attitude. It sounds like a really annoying bumper sticker. But there is such a great truth in that. You choose how you want to feel about what happens to you. I could have been a miserable failure. I haven't had anybody looking over me, and I've found my own way through optimistic exploration and fire-burning mistakes. I am a very happy person with an extraordinary life, so I must be doing a lot of things right. I really believe when you peel away the layers, the worlds is a beautiful place filled with beautiful people.",
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