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title: "4 Stick Straight Quotes by 4 authors"
description: "Browse 4 Stick Straight quotes by 4 authors. Discover the best Stick Straight sayings and thoughts."
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> [I'm actually so low maintenance when it comes to my hair. It's naturally stick-straight, but I do like to use a curling…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-osnes/i-m-actually-so-low-maintenance-when-it-comes-to-my-hair-it-s/)

[Laura Osnes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-osnes/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/510/laura-osnes-17308_giving_i-m-actually-so-low-maintenance-when-it_201644.jpg)

> [“My rule of thumb for hitchhiking is: stick it up straight and proud and make if visible to all drivers.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/my-rule-of-thumb-for-hitchhiking-is-stick-it-up-straight-and-proud/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8d9/jarod-kintz-2_motivation_my-rule-of-thumb-for-hitchhiking-is-stic_1125954.jpg)

> [To make a crooked stick straight, we bend it the contrary way.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michel-de-montaigne/to-make-a-crooked-stick-straight-we-bend-it-the-contrary-way/)

[Michel de Montaigne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michel-de-montaigne/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/278/michel-de-montaigne-142_contrary_to-make-a-crooked-stick-straight-we-bend_1321011.jpg)

> [Shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dwayne-johnson/shine-it-up-real-nice-turn-it-sideways-and-stick-it-straight-up-your/)

[Dwayne Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dwayne-johnson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c34/dwayne-johnson-1126_ass_shine-it-up-real-nice-turn-it-sideways-a_1903841.jpg)

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