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title: "2 Step Old Quotes by 2 authors"
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> [What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/what-a-childhood-i-had-why-when-i-took-my-first-step-my-old-man/)

[Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a89/rodney-dangerfield-755_childhood_what-a-childhood-i-had-why-when-i-took-m_241257.jpg)

> [By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-crystal/by-the-time-a-man-is-wise-enough-to-watch-his-step-he-s-too-old-to-go/)

[Billy Crystal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-crystal/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fcc/billy-crystal-6588_aging_by-the-time-a-man-is-wise-enough-to-watc_2179680.jpg)

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