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title: "21 Steal Money Quotes by 20 authors"
description: "Browse 21 Steal Money quotes by 20 authors. Discover the best Steal Money sayings and thoughts."
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> [Cause a man with a briefcase can steal more money than any man with a gun.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/don-henley/cause-a-man-with-a-briefcase-can-steal-more-money-than-any-man-with-a/)

[Don Henley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/don-henley/)

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> [“Lawyers can steal more money with a briefcase than a thousand men with guns and masks.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mario-puzo/lawyers-can-steal-more-money-with-a-briefcase-than-a-thousand-men/)

[Mario Puzo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mario-puzo/)

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> [“The lawyer with the briefcase can steal more money than the man with the gun.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mario-puzo/the-lawyer-with-the-briefcase-can-steal-more-money-than-the-man-with/)

[Mario Puzo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mario-puzo/)

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> [You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/albert-einstein/you-cannot-beat-a-roulette-table-unless-you-steal-money-from-it/)

[Albert Einstein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/albert-einstein/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4cb/albert-einstein-33_beats_you-cannot-beat-a-roulette-table-unless_78830.jpg)

> [“People who steal your time are much more dangerous than people who steal your money.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alin-sav/people-who-steal-your-time-are-much-more-dangerous-than-people-who/)

[Alin Sav](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alin-sav/)

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> [There's worse that people can steal from you than money.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/there-s-worse-that-people-can-steal-from-you-than-money/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [If you wan to steal money, don't rob a bank - open one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bertolt-brecht/if-you-wan-to-steal-money-don-t-rob-a-bank-open-one/)

[Bertolt Brecht](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bertolt-brecht/)

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> [Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-fogerty/vanz-can-t-dance-but-he-ll-steal-your-money/)

[John Fogerty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-fogerty/)

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> [I feel like little kids should and do steal money. That is a major part of being a young child.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cameron-esposito/i-feel-like-little-kids-should-and-do-steal-money-that-is-a-major/)

[Cameron Esposito](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cameron-esposito/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aa1/cameron-esposito-30518_children_i-feel-like-little-kids-should-and-do-st_2153696.jpg)

> [“If I worked at a Laundromat, I’d steal money, and if I worked at a bank, I’d steal clothes.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/if-i-worked-at-a-laundromat-i-d-steal-money-and-if-i-worked-at-a-bank/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8ff/jarod-kintz-2_money_if-i-worked-at-a-laundromat-i-d-steal-mo_665029.jpg)

> [If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-you-ever-have-to-steal-money-from-your-kid-and-later-on-he/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a3e/anonymous-1_blame_if-you-ever-have-to-steal-money-from-you_304632.jpg)

> [Now, I don't mind making fun of those preachers who steal money from people, they kind of deserve it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-jackson/now-i-don-t-mind-making-fun-of-those-preachers-who-steal-money-from/)

[Victoria Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-jackson/)

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> [“Yes. Do not steal their money. Do not take their wives and do not interfere with their religion.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-a-david/yes-do-not-steal-their-money-do-not-take-their-wives-and-do-not/)

[S. A. David](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-a-david/)

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> [What could you do to a man who owns nothing? You can't starve a fasting man, you can't steal from someone who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/francis-of-assisi/what-could-you-do-to-a-man-who-owns-nothing-you-can-t-starve-a/)

[Francis of Assisi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/francis-of-assisi/)

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> [Nobody wants to read about the honest lawyer down the street who does real estate loans and wills. If you want to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-grisham/nobody-wants-to-read-about-the-honest-lawyer-down-the-street-who-does/)

[John Grisham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-grisham/)

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> [My father used to always say to me that, you know, if a guy goes out to steal a loaf of bread…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jesse-ventura/my-father-used-to-always-say-to-me-that-you-know-if-a-guy-goes-out-to/)

[Jesse Ventura](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jesse-ventura/)

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> [Police in Texas arrested a man who was using the alias 'Barack Obama' while trying to steal money from 35 ATMs. They…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/police-in-texas-arrested-a-man-who-was-using-the-alias-barack-obama/)

[Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/)

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> [You are rich if you have enough money to satisfy all your desires. So there are two ways to be rich: you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-millman/you-are-rich-if-you-have-enough-money-to-satisfy-all-your-desires-so/)

[Dan Millman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-millman/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/16d/dan-millman-1475_desire_you-are-rich-if-you-have-enough-money-to_1582686.png)

> [“There were people who’d steal money from people. Fair enough. That was just theft. But there were people who, with one easy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/there-were-people-who-d-steal-money-from-people-fair-enough-that-was/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

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> [If I steal money from any person, there may be no harm done from the mere transfer of possession; he may not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-kingdon-clifford/if-i-steal-money-from-any-person-there-may-be-no-harm-done-from-the/)

[William Kingdon Clifford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-kingdon-clifford/)

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> [“Control, no. This place—I simply do not understand it. The humans here wear giant cocktail glasses around their necks and insert exorbitant…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mimi-jean-pamfiloff/control-no-this-place-i-simply-do-not-understand-it-the-humans-here/)

[Mimi Jean Pamfiloff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mimi-jean-pamfiloff/)

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