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> [Treat God like a dangerous loony - keep him calm and stay on his good side.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/herb-gardner/treat-god-like-a-dangerous-loony-keep-him-calm-and-stay-on-his-good/)

[Herb Gardner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/herb-gardner/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a8e/herb-gardner-56686_calm_treat-god-like-a-dangerous-loony-keep-hi_2467872.png)

> [You treat God like you treat any dangerous looney — keep him calm and stay on his good side.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/herb-gardner/you-treat-god-like-you-treat-any-dangerous-looney-keep-him-calm-and/)

[Herb Gardner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/herb-gardner/)

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## More by Herb Gardner

> [You have got to own your days and live them, each one of them, every one of them, or else the years go by…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/herb-gardner/you-have-got-to-own-your-days-and-live-them-each-one-of-them-every/)

[Herb Gardner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/herb-gardner/)

> [“Nat: Maybe you broke something. Midge: I know. Never fall down, never fall down! Nat: Ah, it's nothing. I fall down every morning. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/herb-gardner/nat-maybe-you-broke-something-midge-i-know-never-fall-down-never-fall/)

[Herb Gardner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/herb-gardner/)

> [A man who is not touched by the earthy lyricism of hot pastrami, the pungent fantasy of corned beef, pickles, frankfurters, the great lusty…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/herb-gardner/a-man-who-is-not-touched-by-the-earthy-lyricism-of-hot-pastrami-the/)

[Herb Gardner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/herb-gardner/)

> [Treat God like a dangerous loony - keep him calm and stay on his good side.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/herb-gardner/treat-god-like-a-dangerous-loony-keep-him-calm-and-stay-on-his-good/)

[Herb Gardner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/herb-gardner/)

> [You have to own your days and name them, each one of them, every one of them, or else the years go right by…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/herb-gardner/you-have-to-own-your-days-and-name-them-each-one-of-them-every-one-of/)

[Herb Gardner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/herb-gardner/)

> [You treat God like you treat any dangerous looney — keep him calm and stay on his good side.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/herb-gardner/you-treat-god-like-you-treat-any-dangerous-looney-keep-him-calm-and/)

[Herb Gardner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/herb-gardner/)

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