--- title: "12 Statistics Like Quotes by 10 authors" description: "Browse 12 Statistics Like quotes by 10 authors. Discover the best Statistics Like sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5c/toby-harrah-110833_baseball_baseball-statistics-are-like-a-girl-in-a_1694808.png" --- > [Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toby-harrah/baseball-statistics-are-like-a-girl-in-a-bikini-they-show-a-lot-but/) [Toby Harrah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toby-harrah/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5c/toby-harrah-110833_baseball_baseball-statistics-are-like-a-girl-in-a_1694808.png) > [“Learn to write. Never mind the damn statistics. If you like statistics, become a CPA.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-tiwari/learn-to-write-never-mind-the-damn-statistics-if-you-like-statistics/) [Amit Tiwari](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-tiwari/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d55/amit-tiwari-77081_data_learn-to-write-never-mind-the-damn-stati_1223449.jpg) > [Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/navjot-singh-sidhu/statistics-are-like-miniskirts-they-reveal-more-than-what-they-hide/) [Navjot Singh Sidhu](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/navjot-singh-sidhu/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b0/navjot-singh-sidhu-15556_data_statistics-are-like-miniskirts-they-reve_1366078.jpg) > [“Getting too deeply into statistics is like trying to quench a thirst with salty water.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-kalanithi/getting-too-deeply-into-statistics-is-like-trying-to-quench-a-thirst-2/) [Paul Kalanithi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-kalanithi/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4b1/paul-kalanithi-5204_data_getting-too-deeply-into-statistics-is-li_2938263.jpg) > [Statistics are like women; mirrors of purest virtue and truth, or like whores to use as one pleases.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/theodor-billroth/statistics-are-like-women-mirrors-of-purest-virtue-and-truth-or-like/) [Theodor Billroth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/theodor-billroth/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/157/theodor-billroth-73988_data_statistics-are-like-women-mirrors-of-pur_59674.jpg) > [“Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aaron-levenstein/statistics-are-like-bikinis-what-they-reveal-is-suggestive-but-what/) [Aaron Levenstein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aaron-levenstein/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/66f/aaron-levenstein-96613_data_statistics-are-like-bikinis-what-they-re_2191394.jpg) > [Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aaron-levenstein/statistics-are-like-a-bikini-what-they-reveal-is-suggestive-but-what/) [Aaron Levenstein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aaron-levenstein/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/237/aaron-levenstein-96613_data_statistics-are-like-a-bikini-what-they-r_1657990.jpg) > [Statistics are like miniskirts: They give you good ideas but hide the important things.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ebbe-skovdahl/statistics-are-like-miniskirts-they-give-you-good-ideas-but-hide-the/) [Ebbe Skovdahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ebbe-skovdahl/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/29e/ebbe-skovdahl-234415_chairman_statistics-are-like-miniskirts-they-give_9758.png) > [To ask me to verify my life by giving you my statistics is like using science to validate sorcery. It robs the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carlos-castaneda/to-ask-me-to-verify-my-life-by-giving-you-my-statistics-is-like-using/) [Carlos Castaneda](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carlos-castaneda/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/362/carlos-castaneda-1384_ask-me_to-ask-me-to-verify-my-life-by-giving-yo_2646457.jpg) > [We lisp in numbers, in the U.S. We are deluged by ample, often mysterious statistics. ... Like many in this country, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martha-gellhorn/we-lisp-in-numbers-in-the-u-s-we-are-deluged-by-ample-often/) [Martha Gellhorn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martha-gellhorn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/884/martha-gellhorn-8061_country_we-lisp-in-numbers-in-the-u-s-we-are-del_2855537.jpg) > [“Getting too deeply into statistics is like trying to quench a thirst with salty water. The angst of facing mortality has no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-kalanithi/getting-too-deeply-into-statistics-is-like-trying-to-quench-a-thirst/) [Paul Kalanithi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-kalanithi/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/948/paul-kalanithi-5204_salty-water_getting-too-deeply-into-statistics-is-li_2004116.jpg) > [Statistics are like bikinis-they show a lot but not everything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lou-piniella/statistics-are-like-bikinis-they-show-a-lot-but-not-everything/) [Lou Piniella](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lou-piniella/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bd6/lou-piniella-50330_bikinis_statistics-are-like-bikinis-they-show-a_46334.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/statistics-like/#itemlist", "name": "Statistics Like Quotes", "numberOfItems": 12, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. 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It robs the world of its magic and makes milestones out of us all.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Carlos Castaneda" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carlos-castaneda/to-ask-me-to-verify-my-life-by-giving-you-my-statistics-is-like-using/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/362/carlos-castaneda-1384_ask-me_to-ask-me-to-verify-my-life-by-giving-yo_2646457.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/362/carlos-castaneda-1384_ask-me_to-ask-me-to-verify-my-life-by-giving-yo_2646457.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/362/carlos-castaneda-1384_ask-me_to-ask-me-to-verify-my-life-by-giving-yo_2646457.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“To ask me to verify my life by giving you my statistics is like using science to validate sorcery. 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