--- title: "16 States Quotes By Zach Braff" description: "16 States quotes by Zach Braff. Plus more from Zach Braff and more States sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a51/zach-braff-854_character_honestly-the-only-way-garden-state-could_2989742.jpg" --- > [Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. I'm awesome.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/honestly-the-only-way-garden-state-could-have-been-better-was-if-i/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a51/zach-braff-854_character_honestly-the-only-way-garden-state-could_2989742.jpg) > [People compared Garden State to the Graduate, but when was the last time you saw Dustin Hoffman doing what I do?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/people-compared-garden-state-to-the-graduate-but-when-was-the-last/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea6/zach-braff-854_dustin-hoffman_people-compared-garden-state-to-the-grad_2406913.png) > [Is 'Garden State' the next 'Citizen Kane'? Of course not. I'd like to think we aimed a little higher than that, frankly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/is-garden-state-the-next-citizen-kane-of-course-not-i-d-like-to-think/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/119/zach-braff-854_citizen-kane_is-garden-state-the-next-citizen-kane-of_1430123.png) > [I don't ask questions. I just figure the extra warm days are God's way of rewarding me for Garden State](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-don-t-ask-questions-i-just-figure-the-extra-warm-days-are-god-s-way/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/84d/zach-braff-854_ask-questions_i-don-t-ask-questions-i-just-figure-the_1257539.png) > [Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/complete-garbage-it-s-like-garden-state-but-in-outer-space/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c5/zach-braff-854_garbage_complete-garbage-it-s-like-garden-state_720148.png) > [When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/when-you-re-the-director-and-the-writer-you-never-have-to-remember/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/962/zach-braff-854_crap_when-you-re-the-director-and-the-writer_3660.png) > [It's... it's such a weird thing. After Garden State, so many companies wanted to make my movies, and after The Last Kiss,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/it-s-it-s-such-a-weird-thing-after-garden-state-so-many-companies/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ab/zach-braff-854_company_it-s-it-s-such-a-weird-thing-after-garde_2419106.png) > [People always say The God Father is the #1 movie of all time. But ask yourself, did you see Zach Braff in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/people-always-say-the-god-father-is-the-1-movie-of-all-time-but-ask/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b6b/zach-braff-854_all-time_people-always-say-the-god-father-is-the_2805181.jpg) > [I like to think of myself as the Chris Benoit of the movie industry, capable of taking any picture and carrying it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-like-to-think-of-myself-as-the-chris-benoit-of-the-movie-industry/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2a6/zach-braff-854_box-office_i-like-to-think-of-myself-as-the-chris-b_728270.jpg) > [If we're going to solve the problems in North Korea, the first thing we're going to have to do is start helping…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/if-we-re-going-to-solve-the-problems-in-north-korea-the-first-thing/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/57d/zach-braff-854_amenities_if-we-re-going-to-solve-the-problems-in_1277335.png) > [Over half a century on and they're still complaining about it. Compare it to the fact that Garden State didn't win an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/over-half-a-century-on-and-they-re-still-complaining-about-it-compare/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/978/zach-braff-854_ask-me_over-half-a-century-on-and-they-re-still_1498381.png) > [I think they're bogus, honestly. How utter garbage like Crash and Million Dollar Baby can win best picture, where true works of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-think-they-re-bogus-honestly-how-utter-garbage-like-crash-and/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/202/zach-braff-854_america_i-think-they-re-bogus-honestly-how-utter_2404030.jpg) > [If you're dumb enough to volunteer for the army, I don't see why we're supposed to feel so bad when you get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/if-you-re-dumb-enough-to-volunteer-for-the-army-i-don-t-see-why-we-re/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/40c/zach-braff-854_army_if-you-re-dumb-enough-to-volunteer-for-t_3229019.png) > [I feel really bad for everyone who died on 9/11. Not just the people in the World Trade Center, Pentagon, or Flight…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-feel-really-bad-for-everyone-who-died-on-9-11-not-just-the-people/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c83/zach-braff-854_building_i-feel-really-bad-for-everyone-who-died_1388916.jpg) > [If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/if-i-could-change-anything-about-garden-state-it-would-be-to-cast/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f3d/zach-braff-854_actress_if-i-could-change-anything-about-garden_86936.png) > [People still make New Year's resolutions? Wow. I figured those were pointless once I perfected myself by directing, writing, and acting in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/people-still-make-new-year-s-resolutions-wow-i-figured-those-were/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/667/zach-braff-854_acting_people-still-make-new-year-s-resolutions_1762233.png) ## Other authors on States ## More by Zach Braff > [The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/the-thing-about-hitting-kids-is-think-about-if-you-were-doing-the/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/the-greatest-charity-you-can-contribute-to-is-yourself-instead-of/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/when-you-re-the-director-and-the-writer-you-never-have-to-remember/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [Yea, he's alright...but he's no Zach Braff.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/yea-he-s-alright-but-he-s-no-zach-braff/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/it-was-really-starting-to-get-pathetic-everyday-they-would-come-in/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/people-ask-me-did-the-fame-come-too-fast-do-you-ever-wish-for-your/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-wouldn-t-exactly-call-it-intelligent-but-somebody-has-to-be-behind/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/people-have-called-me-fake-but-personally-i-don-t-think-i-m-fake/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/when-things-seem-to-be-slowing-down-there-s-this-little-trick-i-like/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-want-to-take-piano-lessons-i-want-to-study-at-university-i-want-to/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [If John McCain were really a war hero he would've won Vietnam.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/if-john-mccain-were-really-a-war-hero-he-would-ve-won-vietnam/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/if-i-could-change-anything-about-garden-state-it-would-be-to-cast/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [Well it's not that I HATE them, but honestly if I saw two homeless people begging for money, one white and one black, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/well-it-s-not-that-i-hate-them-but-honestly-if-i-saw-two-homeless/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [I never looked at bread the same way again](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-never-looked-at-bread-the-same-way-again/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-don-t-belive-oprah-s-sexual-abuse-stories-i-mean-who-would-take-a/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/states/zach-braff/#itemlist", "name": "16 States Quotes By Zach Braff", "numberOfItems": 16, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. 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